Any real, living, breathing, female human beings want to have dinner sometime?

Lie: I am a billionaire...
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Hello,

I'm Mark or Marcus, either way, is good with me.

I was told about this site, and I figured I'd give it an attempt. So far, it's been a bit slow compared to what I am used to.

I am a Gentleman and I am a Dom. Think Fifty Shades without it being a fantasy, and well ladies, you have me. No, I am not a billionaire. Yet.

I'm new to the North Coast Region, and I figure there has GOT to be some women who'd enjoy a meal, some wine, maybe a show or if possible, let's light ourselves on fire, running down the street naked, covered in lime jello...

Now I'll know if this has been read or not.

Anyway, if anyone knows where a single man can find a place to meet single women in or around Newport to say, Portland. I'd be grateful.

Thanks,
Marcus