A man walked into a bar one day, upon entering he noticed a huge jar of cash sitting on the bar with a sign that said,"ask the bartender if you want this cash", the man strolls up to the bar and says, "how do I get this money?" the bartender replies, "First off, we have a Rottweiler in the backyard with an abcesed tooth, get the tooth and you get the first half of the money" the man replies, "what about the second half?" the bartender replies,"We have a 90 year old lady upstairs looking for one more good time, show her the works and you get the rest of the money!", the man says "you're on" walks out the back door and immediatly there is yelling and screaming, a few minutes later the man comes in bloody and battered, and says," Alright, where's that old broad with the abcesed tooth!"

It's according to where you live, you would have to find a training acadamy first to learn how to take bumps and manuever yourself in the ring, I'm 308lbs and they wanted me to do a moonsault from the top rope, almost broke my neck several times

I'm currently trying to be a wrestler, I'm about to sign on with Grunge Wrestling Entertainment, in Jonesville,LA I have a cousin that was in the old WWF days called Dr. Death Steve Williams.

anyone interested in WWE programming?

thank you.

this is a poem that I wrote about 7 years ago, I just wanted to share it with everyone. it has been place on the website www.poetry.com

-Heaven-

Heaven is a glorious place,
where friends together ran their race,
some have made it,
some have not,
and now they're regretting their evil plots.

Heaven has a mansion just for you,
streets of gold,
and bread as food,
water into wine,
through God's hand is true,
washing feet just for you,

so live your life,
good and true,
and God will always be with you,
you don't have any need to wait,
please pass through the pearly gates.

Congratulations, my brother,
now join your sisters and others,
please come in and get your wings,
for then together we'll gloriously sing.