A man walked into a bar one day, upon entering he noticed a huge jar of cash sitting on the bar with a sign that said,"ask the bartender if you want this cash", the man strolls up to the bar and says, "how do I get this money?" the bartender replies, "First off, we have a Rottweiler in the backyard with an abcesed tooth, get the tooth and you get the first half of the money" the man replies, "what about the second half?" the bartender replies,"We have a 90 year old lady upstairs looking for one more good time, show her the works and you get the rest of the money!", the man says "you're on" walks out the back door and immediatly there is yelling and screaming, a few minutes later the man comes in bloody and battered, and says," Alright, where's that old broad with the abcesed tooth!"