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Mon 07/21/08 03:53 PM
Sorry, but when I read your username, I hear it in a whiney/winey voice. "Dannnnnny", Mrs. Costanza's calling you! laugh

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Mon 07/21/08 03:50 PM

Dubz:

This is for you: (An erotica piece)

This piece is called:

AFFLICTION~


I have an affliction for my affection for you
Seems you arouse my sexual aura
Causing me to daydream.. ..
of Pelvices connected
and thighs sweating with erectile injections~

See you ....me....We...
Be like Ohhhhhhhh.....weeeeeeeeee
It's got to be crazy
The way you infiltrate my sexual energy

Just the very thoughts of us
Makes my body cross and curve
in feeble positions
Cause we be like Magicians
They way be pull unbelievable tricks outta nowhere

Even got me amazed
As I think of the ways
you love me

You've got me caught up like a contortionist
I loose my breath
from just the thought of it
they way our bodies
turn and twists
Has got my nose......
And my legs.....

WIDE Open!




WOW! I've never met you (obviously embarassed ), but I swear I heard your voice when I was reading that ... oh, you're good, girl! No wonder the boys are skeeered! :wink:

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Mon 07/21/08 03:43 PM

These youngins with their new lingo... SHEESH..


I hear ya, Sully -- get at 'im?! Sounds like a pie eating contest or somethin'! noway

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Mon 07/21/08 03:41 PM

nice scoot. very pretty person as well. nothing wrong though, if you start out with saying things like that, you'll bring that kind of energy to you, and you don't need that. it takes guts to be on here, use that courage to travel the extra mile, and you will meet a great deal of awesome people on here.drinker drinker


I agree - why would you automatically assume there's something 'wrong' with you, just because you haven't found what YOU are looking for yet? You're beautiful, so show us your confidence and you'll be amazed at how attractive that is too! flowerforyou

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Mon 07/21/08 03:37 PM
He wanted to text with you. He didn't want to kiss you, hug you or be your boyfriend. If you wanna keep texting, keep texting. If you want to kiss and hug and have a boyfriend, you're probably gonna need to look elsewhere.

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Mon 07/21/08 02:59 PM
Wow ... that's a LOTTA words (spoken by someone who's not exactly known for her 'brevity'). Not many people will take the time to wade through all of that verbage - sorry, but it's true.

Get to the meat of what you're looking for and what you have to offer ... leave out the 'social commentary' and personal revelations -- that's great one-on-one conversation material for later.

Hang out on the Forums - it was the best advice I got when I joined the site. You can network, have fun and get yourself noticed.

Best of luck, and welcome!

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Mon 07/21/08 02:42 PM
WHAT?? noway IMPOSSIBLE!!

(I owed ya one :wink: )

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Mon 07/21/08 05:57 AM


Single

(HEY! You guys could at least pretend to look surprised! :angry:)

:tongue:


surprised




Better ... much better, thanks! blushing

... oh, and ftr, yup - still single

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Sun 07/20/08 09:01 PM
Other than the one I have pointed at my own head in my profile pic ... noway

(who else remembers that one?! huh )

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Sun 07/20/08 09:00 PM
Single

(HEY! You guys could at least pretend to look surprised! :angry:)

:tongue:

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Sun 07/20/08 08:16 PM
I know - trust me, I know. It's just that sometimes that first email isn't always a true reflecter of the person or what they're capable of. I experienced this the other day - where a man's first email didn't come close to showing me the personality and spark that I've since seen in his correspondence. He admitted in the 2nd or 3rd message that he hadn't really expected a response to his first email (based on past experience) and that hesitancy and guardedness came through - why would anyone want to invest much at this stage if it's only going to be another dead end, right?! frown

I really try to give everyone who writes me a decent effort - even if I'm not interested, because I know how easily I can be discouraged by all of this stuff too.

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Sun 07/20/08 08:08 PM
I'm with you littleredhen - it's just a common courtesy, imo. No one likes to be left wondering, no one.

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Sun 07/20/08 08:04 PM



That's easy to look at:wink:


how much is the rent lol


Might be cheap if the company is good.


*checks list* Cheap rent, no window washing or other domestic duties required, willing to pay for good company ... love

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Sun 07/20/08 08:02 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that men get worn down and as tired of some of the BS that makes up online communication, as we women do.

My guess is that after a few dozen unanswered emails they just don't want to invest the time/energy into getting specific with their questions until they have a reasonable assurance that the other person is at least mildly interested in continuing the process with them.

Written communication is not everyone's strong suit, so sometimes you have to read between the lines and give an extra benefit of the doubt with regard to intent/sincerity, etc.

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Sun 07/20/08 07:48 PM


Is this a paying position? :tongue:


It could be.:wink:


*runs off to update resume* drinker

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Sun 07/20/08 07:45 PM
Is this a paying position? :tongue:

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Sun 07/20/08 07:16 PM
Reminds me of a certain TV show ... :wink:

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Sun 07/20/08 06:58 PM


*WHACK!* Oh, my bad ... I thought it said I want a 'slug'! smokin
hey i like that betterlaugh


Just my luck! indifferent

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Sun 07/20/08 06:49 PM


Thanks for the play-by-play! noway
no sweatlaugh


Go on, GIT ... 'fore she catches ya! huh

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Sun 07/20/08 06:43 PM
Thanks for the play-by-play! noway

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