mrscupcake


mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:42 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
oops *show me (giggling) do I need that last drink

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:41 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
hey Johnny can I get another drink * I want to see Disco Dan show my obscene

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:36 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
ok just 1 more

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:29 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Guess nobody likes my high squeaky voice * I thought I sounded rather nice I love the sound of a rat in trap.......here have another drink and forget about that career [/quote Y r u giving me so many drinks

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:20 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Guess nobody likes my high squeaky voice * I thought I sounded rather nice

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:16 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Why is everyone covering their ears * OOps am I singing to loud

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:14 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
ok* (clearing my throat) here we go

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:12 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Yo baatenda I heard you have the bestest and dirtiest martnis, can a girl get one ova here?! Larry Leisure takes the toothpick out of his mouth and begins to pour olive juice into a shaker. He spills half of it on the counter as his face turns red. He takes the cheap vodka he bought at the gas station and starts pouring it in not knowing how much goes in. Counting to 10 he stops. He then shakes the shaker trying to look good at the process to only splash half on his suit. He then shakes his head and says in a low tone, " I forgot to put ice in this," as he puts some ice cubes in and tries to shake again. After much struggle he pours the content in a martini glass as it fills half way. With a big sigh he serves the drink to the customer. Thank ya!!! Swishes turns it up and in one gulp the drink is gone! Hey there Your handsomeness, can I get another? I've got a joke for ya! Maxine says: To make it stand, you wet it ! To make it wet, you suck it ! To make it stiff, you lick it ! To get it in, You push it! Damn !!!!!!! Threading a needle when you're older is a *****

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:10 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
can I join in I love to sing

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 11:05 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
I think I have had one to many already * I just fell over by the table and wasted the last one that I had on me * Now all my colors in my dress are fading

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:55 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
babycakes I'm never fresh, just obscene! Well r u trying to get obscene * wait what's obscene

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:49 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
wow this margarita is really kicking in * I think I will sing

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:47 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Leisure Johnny serves another round of drinks before asking,' Hey has anyone ever heard about the Lucky Guy?" R u trying to get fresh with me Yea I get enough juice in these hotties and I'll be him

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:44 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head. The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something." The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:38 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Hey BMB how's it shakin * r u enjoying looking at the green and yellow circles on my dress

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:28 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
slippery nipple * do I have to suck it through a straw "Ah, yeah you could, " she hands her a straw, "Go easy on that baby" Look closer it's that little bitty picture on the wall by the bathroom

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:22 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
slippery nipple * do I have to suck it through a straw

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:21 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
I will have a frozen margarita with more tequila than margarita

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:19 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
yes please and make it as dirty as u can get it

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Wed 06/04/08 10:17 AM Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Leisure Suit Johnny tries to do the running man," as he watched it on a old video from the 80s. As he tries to do the dance he falls over a cord flat on his face. Runs over to Johnny, "You are just a clumsy old fool. What do I have to do, change your diapers too." I just came in and saw u fall I hope u didn't think I was going to help u get up

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