Geronimo is my 4 times removed uncle.

"these aren't wrinkles I just slept on a road map"

aren't you the luck one...best view I have seen and you see it on a daily basis....

Personally I find pick up lines funny, and used as an ice breaker they often do have results...I have never met anyone that didn't like to laugh...the results just may not be what you hoped they would be....

If/when you get me to commit I am better than a good s/o. I am a born romantic and honest as they come. I don't cheat, I won't lie, and you always know where you stand with me because I don't play games with people's emotions. That's not saying you will always like what I have to say but it will be how I feel with no manipulation. I am not going to ask you to be someone you aren't but neither will I let you make me someone I am not. It's all about respecting each other and finding value in that.

I keep that option off. I don't want to be im'ed by random people unless they have the courtesy to ask me first if I would like too.

OMG!!!!! Don't tell me all this was just a run through and I have to do it all over again

I didn't take it as you knocking anyone. I just thought you made some rather sweeping generalizations.





And I don't want to be on Springer dang it I prefer Oprah




*walks away singing older women make beautiful lovers, older women they understand*

I prefer to be e-mailed. Don't nudge me then never speak to me. If your mail interests me I will then move to im and later to phone and then meeting. I don't skip steps though. It is a comfort zone thing for me.

either people who I am attracted too but they are taken so have to be safely shelved in a friends category, people that I am in no way attracted too, either too young or too old to be anything other than friends, or people who say they are interested, know that certain things are "dealbreakers" with me and they proceed to be themselves but try to attract my attention anyways. Being yourself is great I don't believe you should try to change the people you love but when someone tells you a behavior is a no go other than as a friend leave it at friends don't push for more.


BIG SIGHS

As they say "out of the mouths of babes". I had to read this 3 times to try and decide if it was a new slant on a public personnel ad or heartfelt advise. I believe it is some of both. And while it does contain some good advise I have to take issue with how across the board you are with that word most. While age shouldn't make a difference a 20 - 30 year spread does make a difference to anyone. That goes past even being from different generations. If you think that much age difference is not going to effect your relationship think again. Even if you share like interests, and with that much difference I find it, while not impossible, hard to believe you have similar physical interests. I know there are exceptions to every rule. I myself spend half my time being that exception...but come on~

People that make assumptions that I don't like them or aren't interested just because I am slow to want to meet in person or share my phone number. This isn't so and is just an assumption, but for safety and peace of mind I had rather move slowly and feel comfortable with someone via e-mail/chat before taking it any further. And I have met several of the people from this site in person, I am what I am with nothing to hide which is another assumption people make because I am poky. Just makes me frustrated and a tinge sad.

Dog gone that was quite the list...and while I agree with most, think a few are definitively deal breakers. I guess my next question would be is a person allowed to breathe with out scarring people into running?

There is no worthless knowledge. While many things we learn may not seem useful at the time and become trivia taking up space in our minds you never know when it may come in handy or when you may be called upon to use it, sometimes your life may even depend upon having that knowledge.

In high school I had a friend whose house had a poltergeist. Fact I saw the activity with my own eyes. They had a medium try to do a seance and contact the spirit to see why it was so angry/frustrated with no results other than movement of objects. Eventually the house was torn down and the earth it stood on salted. This was one pi$$ed off spirit.

If you are talking politics in the bedroom...you have too much talk too little action~

Rara I didn't know you ever slept lol long time no see~

Just a suggestion but before you start I would enclose everyone involved inside a salt ring on the floor for protection, most spirits aren't capable of causing harm to the living but seances often open up doors to poltergeists and other nasties that you really don't want getting close enough to do you harm....Good Luck. and let me know how it turns out~

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Money
flirting/infidelity
child/children
in laws
housework
inattention/lack of affection/sex

I agree hard to keep it to just five


I would have to include dan99 (one of my fav sparring partners) and mstina2 not a direct friend although I have a feeling she could be but her posts crack me up~