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Topic:
Buying gifts for men
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And yes Ladies, if you are extremely lucky he will 'accidently' hang himself with the rope. lol
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Topic:
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!!
Edited by
umeandthestars
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Wed 07/29/09 08:06 PM
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I walked into a pizza parlor and the clerk asked if I had placed an order. I said no and then he asked if I wanted to. I said no, I just wandered in here to see what a pizza parlor was.
They walk among us. I answered the phone and a woman asked me if my windows were made of wood or plastic. I said, Lady, I don't know about you, but my windows are made of glass and I hung up. They walk among us. |
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Preparing to travel to the Astral Plane.
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Topic:
What's the difference?
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What's the difference between a girl friend, a prostitute and a wife?
A girl friend says, "Slower! Slower!" A prostitute says, "Faster! Faster!" A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." |
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Topic:
Bizarre Town Names
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Beaver, Pa
Bird in Hand, Pa Normalville, Pa |
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Topic:
love is patient my azz
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I'm sorry. Was something written there? I didn't notice.
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You think that was bad. When I was a kid all we had was AM and black and white TV!
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IWANTYOU on MYSPACE to TWITTER in HARMONY
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Topic:
Pennsylvania Roll Call!
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New Eagle
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