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Thu 06/12/08 10:51 PM


Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

A man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and corn-flakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt. Police suspect a cereal killer.

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Fri 05/30/08 02:25 AM
buttermilk biscuits with black raspberry jam

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Thu 04/24/08 10:39 PM
Let's rephrase the question.
Suppose it is you on trial,
would you want us JSH people for jurors?
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 04/24/08 10:36 PM
my dog!!!

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Thu 04/24/08 10:35 PM
No, but we should have. He was younger than her and going out with her so I did not interfere. He left her for someone else and in the meantime someone found me. And 25 years later the one I really wanted is still single.

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Tue 04/22/08 11:50 PM
M.A.S.H.

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Sat 04/12/08 10:46 PM
Should not be a virgin, nor named Mary.

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Sat 04/12/08 08:32 PM
Worked on 3s Company but not the same room.
Have no basement?
Twin beds I would hope. Bunk beds? This is interesting.
Even if there is nothing between you, doubtful
what happens when one of you wants to have someone over for the night? That I'd like to see.

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Sat 04/12/08 02:30 PM
Don't send them an email address.
Don't send them your phone number.
Don't send them any money.
If you get something from them with an address or phone number or in the rare event, a check, don't reply but check out the address, phone, or where the check came from. 99 to 1 this is a scam.

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Sat 04/12/08 05:00 AM
Happy birthday.
May the great chief in the sky give you many more.