It is much harder to do than one would think, actually being on here is a no no, but, I'm so far off the grid it doesn't matter

Thought about it, did it, doing it, thank goodness for dead peeps ssn's

Danette
Jamie
Mommy
smiling
findme

I use to Love her

but I had to Kill her

and she's buried in my backyard

Q - what do a gynocologist and pizza delivery boy have in common

A - They can smell it but they can't eat it


Q - How do you know when a woman is having a bad day?

A - She has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette


Q - Why dont guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?

A - Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich


Q - Why is a woman like a pack of cards?

A - You need a Heart to love her, A Diamond to marry her, A Club to smash her head in, and a Spade to bury the b!tch


To my lover: Our love will never become cold and hollow

Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow


Male Apology: The fight I had with my wife last night was my
fault.
My wife asked what was on the TV, and I said
"dust"

Just to Ponder: If a firefighters business can go Up in Smoke,
and a plumbers business can go Down the Drain,
Can a hooker get Layed Off?

One day in school, the teacher decided to play 20 questions.

So the teacher says "ok kids, I am thinking of something round and red"

Little Susie speaks up " I know, Its a tomato

No, but your thinking, says the teacher

So little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says, I'm holding something round, hard and has a head on it

Go to the principals office right now, says the teacher

No, but your thinking, says Johnny, Its a Quarter

I shall seek and find you

I shall take you to bed and control you

I will make you ache, shake and sweat untill you moan and groan

I will make you beg for mercy

I will exhaust you to the point you will be relieved when I leave

and you will be weak for days

All my Love


The Flu

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

#2 was in software services, he was never reallly sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

#3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

#4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

#5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

#6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

#7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

#8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

#9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

#10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God I miss that man!.. But now that i've married you, I'm really excited!

"Good," said the new husband, "but why?"

Your're a lawyer, This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

worked with them and have known many, most cops are arrogant sucks

fade, smokin hot instant erection, delightful talker, and overall sweetie

would rather roll one though

Marlboro Red 100's, don't even bum a cig if its not a marlboro

good morning to all of you, just passing through.

not looking for a match, my last one is now my slippers

nice pic fade2black, play me baby

I wanna get laid, if i gotta get played to get laid, thats cool, so, who wants random sex, I have good condom sense

Pretty well said,

Hello all

Good morning all, Arcade the morning show guy,

whatever that good lookin Nickinolosers wants to hear is perfect for me, morning all

Mornin Nicki