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A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no sex life at all. |
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I don’t know who wrote this but it is right on cue’ It goes as follows YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I am a Master Mason and believe in God. I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it! I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and fireman. Willie G Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles. I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it. I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA . We like it the way it is! If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it’s good….. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their cause. Get a Job and do your part! I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers thik! I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA ! If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American. We want our country back! We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY !! WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE ! |
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For PATSFAN
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What are those running for these days? |
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For PATSFAN
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What are those running for these days? |
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I thought....."Nothing is more satisfying that vacuuming up the dust bunnies on your ceiling" and here I missed a whole bunch!!!   
your supposed to vacuum the ceilings too!!!!
Im really allergic to dust..... how do you reach |
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I thought....."Nothing is more satisfying that vacuuming up the dust bunnies on your ceiling" and here I missed a whole bunch!!!
your supposed to vacuum the ceilings too!!!! |
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Chatting online.
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what is BDSM????
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at my daughters school......
and they had some fellar come speak and he walks to the podium and stands there clappin his hands every few minutes....finally he says" every time I clap my hands there is another victum of gun violence" finally a little boy says " well dumbass quit clappin!!!" |
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smothering!!!
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can you love too much? What are some of the signs???  
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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ultimate rejection
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When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. |
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it was like towing a car while your runnin out of gas!!!
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did ya hear......
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8 foot tall ya say......imagine those legs!!!
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freemasons
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lol, why is that? |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 178
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talk dirty to ya 900 numbers.............
what a rip off!!! I got this gal that stuttered.....that cost me $1700 right there!!!! |
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hell we'll be trading clam shells and cow hooves before long!!!!
I dont know if ya seen it ,but the economy is kinda in the sh*tter |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 178
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Have to go, my babies want to cuddle with Mommy in the big bed and that's the best invitation I've had all week. Big kisses and be good to each other. 
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 178
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 178
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Deb, If I sent you my pics I could get arrested for distributing midget porn. Sorry. |
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