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A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no sex life at all. |
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loll
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when you wake up in a Turkish prison.
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I won't bother to touch on this, the public hasn't a clue though!
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I NEVER woke!
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 u never slept
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A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no sex life at all. 
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you know its gonna be a bad day......
....when you sleepily reach for the toothpaste and accidentally grab the Preparation H. |
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when your parents give you a toaster as a bath tub toy
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