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Dammit Bruce... 
(((((((rt))))))) how are ya boo?! Hello beautiful... I'm good... VERY tired... And in need of beer... 
You? NO BEER!!! SAKE!!!! |
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no we're all bad sexually deprived beings.. 
I cannot fulfill your desires... But there is one who can. |
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bruceleroy!!! you don't look like a "chocalate covered yellow bean!" 
I was taught by my friend and master... A black man with large head. He is my sense Darth Negro. Therefore I have soul. |
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I will take Sake.
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Why is it..
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I don't understand. I've never been attracted to single fathers.
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The relationship
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My grandfather had saying... I can't translate it well into Engrish... But I try...
"He who attends conjugal visits has traded soul for monkey piss" Or something like that. |
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Moving on
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Move to California, i hear is a great state and alot of beautiful women age up 20-45 They all belong to me. No more room for more Asian. Stay where you are. Or try Nevada. |
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Finances
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As my master say...
"Step your game up, Yasha-san." |
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The relationship
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It aint me honey I dont have a gf Ok, i'm actually going to give you some advice. Unless you and your guy friend are accustomed to sitting up talking with each other for hours on end(when alchahol is not involved). No she doesn't love him...and he doesn't love her beleive it or not. It sounds like neither one really know love is. JMHO. But instead of sitting down and talking...i'm betting that this doesn't happen all that much...take your buddy out..introduce him to a couple of nice girls, maybe if he sees he can get something better he will try. again jmho. No. Take him to truck stop. He already have low standards. Why break tradition. |
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The relationship
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This story is too confusing. Only thing I see is jailwoman. I think he should take her to desert and leave her with one bottle of water and a sword. If she makes it back alive, keep her. If not, problem solved.
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to the highest bidder
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ok....i'm looking to put indnprncs up on the block any takers??? Bidding starts at $2947297429797749724927424560825202.76 make it an even $2947297429797749724927424560825203 and she's yours Your money is no match for my money. And my monkey style... I triple all bets. I quadruple all bets, and I throw in BruceLeroy's balls if he dares raise his hand again. Don't provoke me grasshopper. You are truly a worthy opponent. As much as I would love to peel the kimino off of the Princesses taut sexy body... You have beaten me... You are truly a worthy opponent, dark chocolate bald samurai. |
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to the highest bidder
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ok....i'm looking to put indnprncs up on the block any takers??? Bidding starts at $2947297429797749724927424560825202.76 make it an even $2947297429797749724927424560825203 and she's yours Your money is no match for my money. And my monkey style... I triple all bets. |
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to the highest bidder
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ok....i'm looking to put indnprncs up on the block any takers??? Bidding starts at $2947297429797749724927424560825202.76 make it an even $2947297429797749724927424560825203 and she's yours <walking in room with sword on hip> I raise bid $50000000 |
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to the highest bidder
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ok....so far I have for bidding.... wantachat's secrets 
MikeTXAg03's dirty pics...that i need to get when i find out where he lives
single_rob's hotel location
peccy's blow up doll any bids??? ok...i need to lay off the flu meds
The blowup doll sounds intriguing. Is it used? will you pay more if it is??? No. I will have to spend money on having it steam cleaned and blacklight checked. |
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to the highest bidder
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ok....so far I have for bidding.... wantachat's secrets
MikeTXAg03's dirty pics...that i need to get when i find out where he lives
single_rob's hotel location
peccy's blow up doll any bids??? ok...i need to lay off the flu meds
The blowup doll sounds intriguing. Is it used? |
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you will rate my profile or
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Do you have the glow Bruce? I seek the 9th level of power. You are truly a worthy opponent. |
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below the belt
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No. It is a great dishonor to disrespect the sanctity of the magic lo mein.
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Rate Me
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You are embarrassment to my family...
You are banished until you succeed in your quest. |
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You will see Gerald-san...
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What about the chandelier? Princess!!! Fly up in the air like I like!!! Now hang from chandelier!! SWING!! SWING AROUND!!! |
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You will see Gerald-san...
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Wow...I guess it is true....smoking Draino can damage brain cells...
get your meat face out of my apartment. beware... the coiffed one.
Yes Kimosabe...left handed e-lemons always float with clay when they put their necklace in the hamster cabbage bin on Tuesday where you can be if Marty sayzee.... 
Look here, cat man... You are little more than an obstacle placed in my path by the evil Coiffio, my ever present and demonic enemy bent on destroying the world... While I am just a modest youth with a competitive spirit. |
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