MonkeyBob


MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:27 PM Topic: would you be with
So why aren't you ladies busting my door down!? well i'm not rich or poor but i am perfectly flawed.

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:25 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
sorry went to get beer from the neighbor lol she hands me a cup and goes here drink this I asked what it was and she goes liquor I was like fair enough lmfao lol. nice neighbor. last halloween i took my kids trick or treating and one house was giving beer and jello shots to the adults. it was awesome.

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:24 PM Topic: would you be with
what about rich but flawed in every way?

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:22 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
Anyone still on this thread?

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:21 PM Topic: would you be with
yeah

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:19 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
some body get this lady some vodka stat ! I think you should make it a double. triple I like your thinking

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:17 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
some body get this lady some vodka stat ! I think you should make it a double.

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:14 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
not your's ! i just opened one and it went ever where ! man , it's on my keyboard too ! as long as it was inur room & not mine, lol. vodka? OMG! vodka makes my clothes fall off vodka...stop you're making me thirsty and i'm fresh out of vodka.

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:10 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
how do you get beer out of a keyboard ????? counter it with vodka mmmm vodka

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:09 PM Topic: Does forbidden
what kind of forbidden fruit?>????? you of all people should know what I mean, well you and Freud. Yeah but Freud's fruit was his mother's wasn't it?

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:09 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
how do you get beer out of a keyboard ????? with a straw.

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:06 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
what about jungle juice? this was a reason for my friends to throw like 10 different kinds of fruit in a cooler and continue pouring any liquor they got their hands on til it was full was all good til my homie past out bobbin for watermelon I used to take an orange injected with vodka to work everyday lol right after high school prom i had a half gallon of vodka in my trunk and when i went to work at mcd's we mixed it with super sized o.j. It was hard to work drive thru wasted.

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:04 PM Topic: Does forbidden
what kind of forbidden fruit?>????? Persimons? Starfruit? I'll take persimmons for $400 alex!!!

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:03 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
all right nobody move!!!!!!! I dropped a chunk o' hash umm its been...whats the word again....oh yeah confiscated

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:01 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
why indifferent?

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 10:00 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6


MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 09:58 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
Wow. Too bad though. If I was the delivery boy the alcohol would be half empty when I got there.

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 09:56 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 6
burp burp burp ** I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? burp burp burp ** I'm out... run to the store cause no genius has figured out a legal way to deliver alcahol here now where was I? Oh man! Thats what I should do! Open the only liqour store who delivers.

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 09:54 PM Topic: Does forbidden
Well hang on i'll call my ex and ask her....J/K She wouldn't tell me if it does or not. She'd just tell me to shut up

MonkeyBob Joined Sun 03/16/08 Posts: 290	Sat 03/22/08 09:51 PM Topic: Does forbidden
Well hang on i'll call my ex and ask her....J/K

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