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Mon 08/25/08 05:06 PM
The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy." The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstacy. The Redneck says, "That ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains, she hits the freakin' ceiling.

glasses

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Mon 08/25/08 05:04 PM
hold on, let me put my beer googles on!

drinker drinker drinker

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Wed 08/20/08 12:34 PM
I've been sittin' here,tryin' to find myself
I get behind myself,I need to rewind myself
Lookin' for the payback,listen to the playback
They say that every man bleeds just like me
I feel like number one,yet I'm last in line
I watch my youngest son and I helps to pass the time
I take too many pills...it helps to ease the pain
I made a couple dollar bills,still I feel the same
Everybody knows my name,say it way out loud
A lotta folks **** with me,it's hard to hang out in crowds
I guess that's the price you pay to be some big shot like I am
Outstreched hands and one-night-stands,still I can't find love

And when your walls come tumblin' down
I will always be around

Yeah
As it...hey

And when your walls come tumblin' down
I will always be around

People don't know about the things I say and do
They don't understand about the **** that I've been through
It's been so long since I've been home
I've been gone,I've been gone for way too long
Maybe I forgot all the things I miss
Oh somehow I know there's more to life than this
I said it too many times
And I still stand firm
You get what you put in and people get what they deserve
Still I ain't seen mine
No I ain't seen mine
I've been giving just ain't been getting
I've been walking that there line
So I think I'll keep on walking
With my head held high
I'll keep moving on and only god knows why

Only god
Only god
Only god knows why,why,why,why
Only god...knows...why,why,why
Only god knows why
Take me to the river edge
Take me to the river,hey,hey,hey

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Wed 08/20/08 12:21 PM
The window burns to light the way back home
A light that warms no matter where they go
They're off to find the hero of the day
But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way

Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns
And someone there is sighing
Keepers of the flames
Do you feel your name?
Did you hear your babies crying?
Mama they try and break me
Still they try and break me

Excuse me while I tell them how to feel
These things we turn to me that still seem real
Now deservingly this easy chair
But the rocking starts the wheels of this play

Don't want your hate
But the fist I make
For you still no fear
No not on me
So please excuse me while I tell them how I feel

But now the dreams end
And now the dreams end
They everlast the night
So build a wall
Behind it crawl
And hide until it's light
So can you hear your babies crying now?

Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns
And someone there is sighing
Keepers of the flames
Did you hear your name?
Did you hear your babies crying?

But now the dreams end
And now the dreams end
They everlast the night
So build a wall
Behind it crawl
And hide until it's light
So can't you hear your babies crying now?

Oh they try and break me
Oh they try and break me
Oh they try and break me
Oh they try
Oh they try
Oh they try and break me
Oh they try and break me
Oh they try and break me
Oh they try
Oh they try

METALLICA

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Wed 08/20/08 11:58 AM
It's not you, It's me!

:tongue:

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Wed 08/20/08 11:56 AM
shades

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Mon 08/18/08 07:24 PM
:wink:

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Mon 08/18/08 07:17 PM
hmmmm.....

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Mon 08/18/08 04:03 PM
Might sound weird coming from me but.... oh well, love this song

"I'm With You"

I'm Standing on a bridge
I'm waitin in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now
Theres nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but theres no sound

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I... I'm with you

im looking for a place
searching for a face
is anybody here i know
cause nothings going right
and everythigns a mess
and no one likes to be alone

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I... I'm with you

Avril
Lavigne

drinker drinker


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Mon 08/18/08 02:49 PM
10 tats and scars....1..2..errr yea..

:tongue:

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Fri 08/15/08 06:26 PM
i'll let you slide..... This time!

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Fri 08/15/08 05:42 PM
Try John Anderson sweetie. Need me to School you in some Country?

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Fri 08/15/08 05:32 PM
if you really want to know
she comes here a lot
she just loves to hear the music and dance
K13 is her favorite song
if you play it you might have a chance
tonight she's only sippin' white wine
she's friendly, and fun lovin'
most of the time

but don't ask her on a straight tequila night
she'll start thinkin' about him, and she's ready to fight
blames her broken heart on every man in sight
on a straight tequila night

here's a glass of chablis, some quarters and change
maybe you can turn her love life around
then she won't need the salt or the lime anymore
to shoot that old memory down
just remember her heart's on the mend
so if you ever come back to see her again

don't ask her on a straight tequila night
she'll start thinkin' about him, and she's ready to fight
blames her broken heart on every man in sight
on a straight tequila night

don't ask her on a straight tequila night
she'll start thinkin' about him, and she's ready to fight
blames her broken heart on every man in sight
on a straight tequila night

but don't ask her on a straight tequila night
she'll start thinkin' about him, and she's ready to fight
blames her broken heart on every man in sight
on a straight tequila night

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Sat 08/09/08 05:07 PM
you'll be aight, i've wrecked plenty of rela.... err..car....um, you'll be fine!

drinker drinker

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Sun 08/03/08 11:57 AM
drinker laugh drinker

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Sun 08/03/08 11:54 AM
its telling me not to post here!

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Sat 07/19/08 01:21 AM
drinker good drinker

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Mon 07/14/08 05:25 PM
my answer, your fishin in the bottom, try puttin a bobber on the line and going for the top!

flowerforyou

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Mon 07/14/08 05:08 PM
Amen. bet your different and my defferent are.....different! much respect though!

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Mon 07/14/08 04:01 PM
We were born to mothers who smoked and drank
Our cribs were covered in lead based paint
No child proof lids no seat belts in cars
Rode bikes with no helmets and still
here we are, still here we are
We got daddy's belt when we misbehaved
Had three TV channels you got up to change
No video games and no satellite
All we had were friends and they were
outside, playin' outside

[ Chorus ]
It was a different life
When we were boys and girls
Not just a different time
It was a different world

School always started the same every day
The pledge of allegiance then someone would pray
Not every kid made the team when they tried
We got disappointed and that was all
right, we turned out all right

[ Chorus ]

Bridge
No bottled water, we drank from a garden hose
And every Sunday, all the stores were closed

[ Chorus ]

[ Chorus ]

It was a different world

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