Community > Posts By > Redneckmaninsc
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Redneck Lover
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The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy." The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstacy. The Redneck says, "That ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains, she hits the freakin' ceiling.
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Who could this be?
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hold on, let me put my beer googles on!
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Only GOD knows why
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I've been sittin' here,tryin' to find myself
I get behind myself,I need to rewind myself Lookin' for the payback,listen to the playback They say that every man bleeds just like me I feel like number one,yet I'm last in line I watch my youngest son and I helps to pass the time I take too many pills...it helps to ease the pain I made a couple dollar bills,still I feel the same Everybody knows my name,say it way out loud A lotta folks **** with me,it's hard to hang out in crowds I guess that's the price you pay to be some big shot like I am Outstreched hands and one-night-stands,still I can't find love And when your walls come tumblin' down I will always be around Yeah As it...hey And when your walls come tumblin' down I will always be around People don't know about the things I say and do They don't understand about the **** that I've been through It's been so long since I've been home I've been gone,I've been gone for way too long Maybe I forgot all the things I miss Oh somehow I know there's more to life than this I said it too many times And I still stand firm You get what you put in and people get what they deserve Still I ain't seen mine No I ain't seen mine I've been giving just ain't been getting I've been walking that there line So I think I'll keep on walking With my head held high I'll keep moving on and only god knows why Only god Only god Only god knows why,why,why,why Only god...knows...why,why,why Only god knows why Take me to the river edge Take me to the river,hey,hey,hey |
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Hero of the day
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The window burns to light the way back home
A light that warms no matter where they go They're off to find the hero of the day But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way Still the window burns Time so slowly turns And someone there is sighing Keepers of the flames Do you feel your name? Did you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me Still they try and break me Excuse me while I tell them how to feel These things we turn to me that still seem real Now deservingly this easy chair But the rocking starts the wheels of this play Don't want your hate But the fist I make For you still no fear No not on me So please excuse me while I tell them how I feel But now the dreams end And now the dreams end They everlast the night So build a wall Behind it crawl And hide until it's light So can you hear your babies crying now? Still the window burns Time so slowly turns And someone there is sighing Keepers of the flames Did you hear your name? Did you hear your babies crying? But now the dreams end And now the dreams end They everlast the night So build a wall Behind it crawl And hide until it's light So can't you hear your babies crying now? Oh they try and break me Oh they try and break me Oh they try and break me Oh they try Oh they try Oh they try and break me Oh they try and break me Oh they try and break me Oh they try Oh they try METALLICA |
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Maybe Its Not for Me
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It's not you, It's me!
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ashley is bored.
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I'm with you!
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hmmmm.....
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I'm with you!
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Might sound weird coming from me but.... oh well, love this song
"I'm With You" I'm Standing on a bridge I'm waitin in the dark I thought that you'd be here by now Theres nothing but the rain No footsteps on the ground I'm listening but theres no sound Isn't anyone tryin to find me? Won't somebody come take me home It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you im looking for a place searching for a face is anybody here i know cause nothings going right and everythigns a mess and no one likes to be alone Isn't anyone tryin to find me? Won't somebody come take me home It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you Avril Lavigne |
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Tattoos and scars?
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10 tats and scars....1..2..errr yea..
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Straight Tequilla Night
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i'll let you slide..... This time!
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Straight Tequilla Night
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Try John Anderson sweetie. Need me to School you in some Country?
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Straight Tequilla Night
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if you really want to know
she comes here a lot she just loves to hear the music and dance K13 is her favorite song if you play it you might have a chance tonight she's only sippin' white wine she's friendly, and fun lovin' most of the time but don't ask her on a straight tequila night she'll start thinkin' about him, and she's ready to fight blames her broken heart on every man in sight on a straight tequila night here's a glass of chablis, some quarters and change maybe you can turn her love life around then she won't need the salt or the lime anymore to shoot that old memory down just remember her heart's on the mend so if you ever come back to see her again don't ask her on a straight tequila night she'll start thinkin' about him, and she's ready to fight blames her broken heart on every man in sight on a straight tequila night don't ask her on a straight tequila night she'll start thinkin' about him, and she's ready to fight blames her broken heart on every man in sight on a straight tequila night but don't ask her on a straight tequila night she'll start thinkin' about him, and she's ready to fight blames her broken heart on every man in sight on a straight tequila night |
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you'll be aight, i've wrecked plenty of rela.... err..car....um, you'll be fine!
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do you have a conscience?
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its telling me not to post here!
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take me drunk
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good
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OK for the men~
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my answer, your fishin in the bottom, try puttin a bobber on the line and going for the top!
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A Different World
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Amen. bet your different and my defferent are.....different! much respect though!
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A Different World
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We were born to mothers who smoked and drank
Our cribs were covered in lead based paint No child proof lids no seat belts in cars Rode bikes with no helmets and still here we are, still here we are We got daddy's belt when we misbehaved Had three TV channels you got up to change No video games and no satellite All we had were friends and they were outside, playin' outside [ Chorus ] It was a different life When we were boys and girls Not just a different time It was a different world School always started the same every day The pledge of allegiance then someone would pray Not every kid made the team when they tried We got disappointed and that was all right, we turned out all right [ Chorus ] Bridge No bottled water, we drank from a garden hose And every Sunday, all the stores were closed [ Chorus ] [ Chorus ] It was a different world |
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