nice

maybe she has an accent! lol

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party with Kid Rock!

Xanax

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watchin king of the hill!

Welcome!

Your words to me a just whisper
Your face is so unclear
I try to pay attention
Your words just disappear

Ah, oh
Cos it's always raining in my head
Oh, oh
Forget all the things I should have said

So I speak to you in riddles
Cos my words get in my way
I spoke the whole thing to my head
And feel it wash away
Cos I can't take anymore of this
I want to come apart
And dig myself a little hole
Inside your precious heart
Oh, oh
Cos it's always raining in my head
Oh, oh
Forget all the things I should have said

I am nothing more than
A little boy inside
That cries out for attention
Yet I always try to hide
Cos I talk to you like children
Though I don't know how I feel
But I know I'll do the right thing
If the right thing isn't feel
Cos it's always raining in my head
Forget all the things I should have said

Staind - Epiphany

Have actually shed a tear over this one.

Its Been a while...


It's been a while
Since I could...
Hold my head up high
It's been a while
Since I first saw you

It's been a while
Since I could stand on my own two feet again

And it's been a while
Since I could call you

And everything I can remember
As ****ed up as it all may seem
Consequences that I've rendered
Have stretched myself beyond my means

It's been a while
Since I could say that I wasn't addicted

It's been a while
Since I could say I loved myself as well and...

It's been a while
Since I've gone and ****ed things up
Just like I always do

It's been a while
But all that **** seems to disappear when I'm with you

And everything I can remember
As ****ed up as it all may seem
Consequences that I've rendered
Gone and ****ed things up again... again

Why must I feel this way?
Just make this go away
Just one more peaceful day

It's been a while
Since I could...
Look at myself straight

It's been a while
Since I said I'm sorry

It's been a while
Since I've seen the way candles light your face

It's been a while
But I can still remember just the way you taste

Everything I can remember
As ****ed up as it all may seem
To me... I know this pain
Can I blame this on my father?
He did the best he could for me

It's been a while
Since I could...
Hold my head up high

It's been a while
Since I said I'm sorry

STAIND

Come on!
Save some for me, it's what I like.
I wanna play, you know it's time.
Something is calling, I can't keep from falling.
Come on!
It's on!
Now see it's my fault, angels stabbing me inside.
Nothing changes, just rearranges, for me this time.
Once I cave in, what can I fight?
I can never win, my self I don't like,
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like.
Something is calling, I can't keep from falling.
Come on!
It's on!
You see it's my fault, angels stabbing me inside.
Nothing changes, just rearranges, for me this time.
This time. This... time.
For me, inside. Put me inside.
Hold me, this time. Put me inside.
Come on!
It's on


KORN

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives 'duties':

The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that
she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple
days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Mississippi. He had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he
saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and there was even a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from SOUTH CAROLINA. He told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal... He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye... enough to fix himself a bite
to eat and load the dishwasher.

hmmm... someone told me to just say hi! here.... :)

I wanted you to know
That I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph
And I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

{Both}
Because I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

{Seether}
You've gone away
You don't feel me here anymore

{Amy Lee}
The worst is over now
And we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high and steal my pain away {both- only the word away}
There's so much left to learn
And no one left to fight {Both}
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

{Both}
Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

Cause Im broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone

{Seether}
You're gone away
You don't feel me here anymore


Amy Lee & Seether

Pee standing up?

This is my life
its not what it was before
all these feelings i've shared
and these are my dreams
that i'd never lived before
somebody shake me
cuz i
i must be sleeping

[chorus]
now that we're here,
it's so far away
all the struggle we thought was in vain
all in the mistakes,
one life contained
they all finally start to go away
now that we're here its so far away
and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive
and i'm not ashambed to be the person that i am today

these are my words
that i've never said before
i think i'm doing okay
and this is the smile
that i've never shown before

somebody shake me cuz i
i must be sleeping

[chorus]

i'm so afraid of waking
please don't shake me
afraid of waking
please don't shake me

STAIND

If you are going to live or visit in the South you will need a set of these rules:

1. That farm boy you see at the gas station did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.




2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. Drive it or get out of the way.




3. The red dirt...it's called clay. Red clay. If you like the color don't wash your car for a couple weeks - it'll be permanent.



4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.



5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for...bait.



6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.



7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might want to ensure it's not up to your ear at the time.



8. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.




9. Tea...yeah, we have tea. It comes in a glass over ice and is sweet. You want it hot...sit it in the sun. You want it unsweetened...add a lot of water.




10. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice.




11. So you have a sixty thousand-dollar car. We're real impressed. We have a quarter of a million-dollar combine that we only use two weeks a year.




12. Let's get this straight.. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.



13. We eat dinner together with our families. We pray before we eat (yeah, even breakfast). We go to church on Wednesdays and Sundays and we go to high school football games on Friday nights. We still address our seniors with "yes, sir" and "yes, ma'am," and we sometimes still take Sunday drives around town to see friends and neighbors.




14. We don't do "hurry up" well.




15. Greens...yeah, we have greens, but you don't putt on them. You boil them with salty fatback, bacon or a ham hock.




16. Yeah, we eat catfish, bass, bream (pronounced brim) and carp. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.




17. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it.Don't like it? Interstate 85 goes two ways...Interstate 77 goes the other two. Pick one.




18. Grits are corn. You put butter, salt, and maybe even some pepper on them. If you want to put milk and sugar on them, then you want Cream of Wheat...go to Kansas. That would be I-40 west.




19. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season or dove season. Both are holidays. You can get pancakes, cane syrup, sausage before daylight at the church on either day.




20. So every person in every pickup waves? Yeah, it's called being friendly.

Understand the concept?


21. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazards. It spooks the fish and bothers the gators...and if you hit it in the rough, we have these things called diamondbacks, and they're not baseball players.




22. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot...his name is "Sir," no matter how young he is.




23. We have lots of pine trees. They have sap. It drips from them. You park your Navigator under them, and they'll leave a logo on your hood.




24. You burn an American flag in our state, you get beat up. No questions. The liberal contingent of our state legislature...all four of them...enacted a measure to stop this. There is now a $2.50 fine for beating up the flag burner.




25. No, we don't care how you do things up North.

If it is so great up there, why not visit a Northern state or stay there? And, no, down here, we don't have an accent, you do!


26.

We have a lot more guns than we do television sets, and we LOVE TV! If you don't like guns, remember the Interstate system works BOTH ways!


27.

There are 3 major spectator sports in the south: Football, NASCAR, and stormy weather!


28. In the south we pull the car over when a funeral procession goes by, it's called showing respect. And even if you complain about it, we will still pull our cars over for your funeral, which may be sooner than you think.




29. Those briar's you are complaining about scratching your $500 Gucci shoes aren't weeds, they are blackberry bushes.

They serve TWO functions, they produce blackberries for blackberry jam, and they test how tough your clothing is; we like them!