So what's the 8th kind, you know when you're not satisfied with the uth? (:!

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Would you like to see my Japanese drivers license?
Eat my sushi?
Browse through my library of books on Japan?
I've spent more time there than you've been on this earth, seriously.
nihongo wo benkyoo koto ga arimasthita ka?

Not surprised, Obama is just a chocolate version of vanilla Clinton. There were only a couple of candidates in the debates who weren't fakes. You may or may not agree with their views but they stick to their guns and this is the reason they have been marginalized by the media. They are Dennis Kucinich who called outright for the cancellation of NAFTA and the impeachment of Bush and Ron Paul who is still in but really has no chance unless he becomes a third party candidate.

One afternoon during tea four Catholic ladies were talking about their sons and as is common bragging each trying to outdo the other.

First lady: My son is a priest and everyone addresses him as Father.

Second Lady: Oh, my son has already been promoted to bishop and he is respectfully addressed as Your Grace.

Third Lady: Well, I must admit that my son is in Rome at the present time. You see he is being installed as a cardinal and will be addressed as Your Eminence.

All the while the fourth lady has been sitting quietly not saying a word.

Finally, one of the others asks, "Florence, if I recall you also have a son, don't you? What does he do?"

Fourth lady: Well, my son is a nude dancer and when he enters the room all the ladies say,
"OH MY GOD!"

An engineering student's test answer on "finding a woman."
1. Woman = Time X Money

2. Time is money so: Time = Money

3. Therefore: Woman = Money X Money > Woman = (Money) squared

4. Money is the roof of all problems: Money = squareroot of Problems

5. Therefore: Woman = squareroot of problems squared,
Woman = Problems

He received an A+