does jumping in a snow bank work just as well as a cold shower?

i realy don't get it! women on here say they are "average" when it is obveuse that they aren't! if your 5'5" the average woman should wiegh in between 112 and 140! not 150 or more! and that;s 5'5"! for the 5'3" woman it is 90 to 128! not 160!!!! i just don't get it. why say your "average" if your not!

men do we tell the trueth or am i just one of a kind?! i'm 140 at 5'4". the "average for my highth it 120 to 160! i am average! come on and give me some feed back!

Sence sumbody else clames there the best body I thunk I'd advertize my grate qwalifacashuns to.

Now everbody nose I'se one fart smeller but I nead to expun... expain.... exipnad... talk more about it. I'm so brite my momma use to call me sun! I kin add and minus like mad and I kin even multiply! Don't know why so many folks are afeared of that...

I gots grate skill an' I miss my feet most ever time I spit on the floor. In a crisis I kin walk on water. Well, ok, I kin warsh with water. OK Ok, I drink water sumtimes. Alrite already, in a crisis I pass water.

I knows my way around walmart like nobudy else and I kin fix most anything that duck tape will stick to.

I'se just a reguler stuporman lookin' fer my own Lois Lane.



Line up in singel file ladees and takes a number. Yer turn is a'comin.

I already found that

After a quick google (yeah I'm depressed that I'm researching "cougars" online too)...there are some who classify it as a woman who date men young enough to be their son. But that's still pretty hazy.

I'd say if you're under 35, a guy ten years younger or more makes you a cougar. At 45, gotta be 15 years younger. At 55 gotta be 20 younger.


(^ Arbitrary made up scale.)

Yeah, you're pretty gilfy

im 32 and the last guy i messed with was 21 but im to young to be a cougar and not really a milf so whats that make me?

Refuse to be politically correct like I do. F the liberal agenda.

Hey, here's a plus you might not have thought of - she can then get divorced and become single and join here herself and get advice!