I've had both said of me. I've had people ask if I am truly 19 or if I am truly 14! I thought, whoa, some people just look at you and can't even guess your own age. However, I do not like to lie on these sites. It is unfair to people. So what I am saying is that I am 19, but I look younger or older depending on how people look at me.

I am just waiting so patiently. It's just I have no idea what it's going to take to get a man to want to date me. It's so hard.

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That sucks, doesn't it? I never was in a relationship, and I am glad that at least I am still young. However, I don't know what to do with my life, which gets boring each passing day because I have nobody to spend time with. I met a guy, but I think it's all a mistake and I don't want to be with him. However, he is going through a tough time, so I will just wait for things to settle down and I will tell him how I feel. I can't deal with this loneliness anymore. I see people my age with someone, and it kills me knowing that I never had a guy with me. I never had a boyfriend, and I've never been kissed. I feel so lonely at times and wish I had a man who can kiss me and hug me and hold me in his arms. I never experienced that, and it's killing me to see that I never felt loved at all, when there are people my age with somebody. I live in the middle of nowhere, so doing something to get my mind off of all this is not an option since I am not distracted enough. I want to get rid of this loneliness and just for once have a guy come up to me and ask me out. I am too shy to do so, and I fear rejection. I won't reject any guys who ask me out. I don't know why they won't approch me when I am right there. You'd think that if some girl is sitting alone and no guy is near her she is single, but no. I guess I will find a man eventually, or I might just not expect to find anybody. I'll just wait and see. If you read this, thank you for taking the time. I guess just knowing that someone knows how I feel makes me feel better. Thanks a ton!!!

Maria

omg that is kinda sick...a bit funny, but still kinda sick, man.

that you hear a hundred times, yet it still touches you in a special way? If so, what is that song, and how does it touch you?

That is funny. The lawyer cheats the man. lol

Never been drunk before. Maybe when I am I'll do it.

When you love
It is so great
Sometimes love
Comes in too late

When you love
You feel so good
Everything is going so well
Just as it should

When you love
You are so happy
Every day that passes
Is not so crappy

I know this poem is cheesy
But it's ok with me
You can say what you want to say
Cuz this is my lame poem for the day

Hello. I don't know ya, but I'll introduce myself. My name is Maria. I am from Idaho, and it is nice to meet you.

Hilarious!!!!

I'll join ya!!!

His warm hand touches my face
His soft lips touch mine
His other hand caresses my arm
And I am feeling fine

I am looking in his eyes
He is looking in mine
He then holds me close
And I am feeling fine

He grabs both my hands
He puts both of his hands in mine
He doesn't let go of them
And I am feeling fine

He tells me he loves me
And that he is all mine
I feel butterflies inside
But I still feel fine

His lips are close
They are going to touch mine
He gets very close
And I am feeling fine

All of a sudden all goes dark
And when I open my eyes
I wake up from a dream
That I just fantasized

Where is the man I seek
The one whose kisses
Will make me weak

When will I find him
And his loving heart
How long will it take
Before my heart falls apart

I need to find this man
As soon as I can
He must be somewhere out there
Waiting for me

I am on my knees
And I pray to god above
To send me an angel
One whom I can love

I will find him someday
If I have to go every which way
He must be out there
And he is waiting for me to be there

I will find him soon
I just know I will
Because if not
My loneliness will kill

LOL So much for breaking a gambling habit.LOL

Eww. No!

Heard that joke before. That is quite funny.

Did the teacher faint?

That is SUPER hilarious!!!! LOL

thanks, captain