ZPicante


ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sun 08/30/09 01:22 PM Topic: I Am A Poet Edited by ZPicante on Sun 08/30/09 01:23 PM
anemones? well it rhymes with memories soft floor... soft??? green yellow gray? there is no dout in my mind that your are takeing the p1ss with this poem. and to mock others is cruel, you nasty little possum Yeah, what he said...............Now bend over!!! BTW, a forest floor could be soft, depending on the amount of fallen leaves, bracken ect. True. But most people don't wake up in the morning on a forest floor...unless I'm mistaken. You're not a wood elf, are you? >:\ Yeet! YEET!! Little poos

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sun 08/30/09 12:17 AM Topic: I Am A Poet
Was there a vote? ... I missed it Or is this a self anointed post? Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers? And to think...now all of us illiterate, none conversant, peasant types have to be ruled by a mere scavenger... Yowt!! >:( Oh, so, you're on of "those" people; who say "I know, right?" That makes sense. >:) i know, right? i should have known better but, then again, it takes me a while to undre...understoo...to figure things out...lol oh dear, you seem to be struggleing with quoteing corectly you cant be the ruler of us all if you`re confused by quoteing i`m crying for you Neh. Actually, I'm bored with all of you. Amuse me, servants!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 11:51 PM Topic: I Am A Poet
Was there a vote? ... I missed it Or is this a self anointed post? Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers? And to think...now all of us illiterate, none conversant, peasant types have to be ruled by a mere scavenger... Yowt!! >:( Oh, so, you're on of "those" people; who say "I know, right?" That makes sense. >:) i know, right? i should have known better but, then again, it takes me a while to undre...understoo...to figure things out...lol

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 11:41 PM Topic: I Am A Poet
Was there a vote? ... I missed it Or is this a self anointed post? Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers? And to think...now all of us illiterate, none conversant, peasant types have to be ruled by a mere scavenger... Yowt!! >:(

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 11:15 PM Topic: I Am A Poet
you obviously never saw my tear jerking poem about boobies even you would have found it difficult to miss the beauty in that piece on second thoughts, you`d of chewed it up and spat it on the "soft floor" before stamping on it whilst laughing. but that would be okay as your far superior to us. im fine with that by the way, someone needs to rule us heathons/ Yes, I'm sure you've written plenty of those. >:) Golly, you must not have CARPETS in England! I'm terribly sorry for you. Life must be devoid of cushy-ness. Sorry to have complicated things by not simply spelling out "carpet," but using the ever-challenging-to-grasp description "soft floor." I'll be sure to simplify my word choice in the future! :\| And good. That is absolutely right. I'm glad you've come to accept that truth, little being.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 10:58 PM Topic: I Am A Poet
well fortunatly, people dont write their poetry and emotions for you. if they did, im sure they would all commit suicide after your thoughtfull critique okay mate Well, they should. Why else post poetry in a public place? If you write poetry for yourself or to express artless emotions, keep it to yourself. Please. How's that grab ya, captain? Still, you're probably right about my, eheh, "critiques." >:D

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 10:41 PM Topic: I Am A Poet
On behalf of the sea anemones of the world I would like to thank you for the thought and award you the Wishy Washy Watery award. Shhhhhhhhhhhhshshshsshshsh... ;) anemones? well it rhymes with memories soft floor... soft??? green yellow gray? there is no dout in my mind that your are takeing the p1ss with this poem. and to mock others is cruel, you nasty little possum Considering I wrote it in literally under 2 minutes--and it STILL trumps every poem I've ever read on this site (literally, I struggle to get through the first few lines of most poems here, trudging through the nauseating mire of cliches; and feel as if someone has punched me in my trachea by the end of most of them, just to illustrate how visceral is the pain I experience) in depth and clarity--I'd say it's pretty freakin' good. So, thank you. And, sorry, I suppose. I just can't resist, mate! >;)

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 02:27 AM Topic: My Farts Smell As Beautiful As the Sweet Summer's Breeze
your all crazy....:) * You're. YOU'RE!!! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! I think I am in english class again! Good. Maybe you'll actually learn something this time. >:D

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 02:10 AM Topic: My Farts Smell As Beautiful As the Sweet Summer's Breeze
your all crazy....:) * You're. YOU'RE!!! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 01:57 AM Topic: I Am A Poet
aww sweetie they will not pull your post! your poem is great! I am soooo sorry if they do! Thanks, but, did you say you were drunk? I mean, I honestly an grateful that you said something nice despite my brazen cruelty, but that poem--it's among the worst, most cursory things I've ever written! Thank you, nonetheless!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 01:52 AM Topic: I Am A Poet Edited by ZPicante on Sat 08/29/09 01:52 AM
Looks at watch, wondering how long it will be until this thread is--once again--deleted Sigh of mild irritation

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 01:51 AM Topic: My Farts Smell As Beautiful As the Sweet Summer's Breeze
girls fart? You would not recognize them. You would mistake them for a sweet, summer's breeze. Beware, dear boy! beware of a sweet summers breeze? i would sooner avoid 4-way with the olson twins and the middle-school nurse from my childhood. Dear boy....

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 01:50 AM Topic: I Am A Poet
has the dark cloud cover your pee no im not drunk just been laughing with redhead on the net What? That makes absolutely no sense. No, just mimicking the nonsensical "poetry" that infects the literary world through this site. Don't sweat it too much trying to understand! And, er, good? <:/

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 01:42 AM Topic: My Farts Smell As Beautiful As the Sweet Summer's Breeze
girls fart? You would not recognize them. You would mistake them for a sweet, summer's breeze. Beware, dear boy!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 01:37 AM Topic: My Farts Smell As Beautiful As the Sweet Summer's Breeze
MINE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 01:34 AM Topic: I Am A Poet
My Dark Cloud In the middle of the night your eyes haunt my memories when my thoughts are in flight I sometimes think of sea anemones Hark! My thoughts reek of deep profoundness. How I love after I wake, only to see the weep of sunlight onto the soft floor It is the blueness of your eyes that I remember most. How they caught green under the sky's warm yellow. Until your gray hair sets onto your head I shall love you, my love Oh, my love, if instead you would come back to me from above! (That's the end.)

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 08/29/09 01:28 AM Topic: My Farts Smell As Beautiful As the Sweet Summer's Breeze
DON'T.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Wed 08/26/09 01:27 AM Topic: IM Me, Please
THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Wed 08/26/09 01:23 AM Topic: IM Me, Please
Don't worry! Just do it, my servants.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Tue 08/25/09 11:36 PM Topic: NO, NO, NO! OH NO! OH NO!!
if spiders died it would be bad i dunno why but it would be a scientific person will come in and tell us soon "Blah blah blah spiders feed the birds BLAH BLAH they keep the fly/moth/other insect population under control BLAHDITY BLAH BLAH BLAH." Yeah, whatever. Spiders are the devil's--they should return to him. I so totally agree with you. They have always creeped me out and freaked me out. I will not go to bed if I see one in my house. I live in fear of walking through one of those huge webs(outside) that those gross crab-like spiders make. They build them at night and take them down in the daytime. How calculating is THAT?!? They say we have ALL eaten a spider in our sleep at one time or another. Exactly. THEY are the Nephilim.

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