lol. thats funny

puck

tuck

bark

dark

rome

try hot decaf tea and watch the HSN that does it for me.

what questions are on your apps.

I will but I get to be on top lol.

hell yes, I would even marry an ugly chic with no teeth or a few teeth lol

My ex lives in Germany, we were living together and her VISA expired, we lasted 8mos.

lmoa i dont rate dudes either but you look like Cuba Gooding jr that weighs 240 lbs lol.

will you let me spoon you lol.

Walter Payton, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Magic Johnson, Joe Namath, **** Butkus, Wayne Gretzky, Jeremy Roenick, Ryan Sandberg, The Refrigerator William Perry, Pat Tillman, Jake The Snake Plummer, John Madden (coach), Charles Barkley, Dominc Wilkins, Mark Martin, Mary Lou Retton, Greg Louganis, Arnold Schwartzenagger, Hulk Hogan, Ricky The Dragon Steamboat, Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Just to name a few.

I would say 5o first date, that would be a dream come true LOL.

really good and you?

I had a real bad date, I asked this girl out she said yes, I went got a hair cut and new clothes, we met and the first thing she said was I cant believe that I am with your hair cut like that, then she ordered a salad, I order a steak well done, french fries and a salad, she talked really loud and said I was a pig, then we went to the movies we got our seats, I went for popcorn and left her there at the theatre and went to the bar, left her at the movies, The real embarrassing part I left my wallet at theatre where we were sitting....LOL she called and said that i will never see my money or her again, an older woman bought my beer that night and I had to give her a lift home, nothing happened, just was a funny night.

ask him to marry you LOL

your momma is so old I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy started pouring out.