No need, youre doing a fine enough job at it for the rest of us

I follow whichever one is closer to the REAL boss, the bulge in my pants.

Nothing like a good set of boobs to prop up the head to avoid a kink in the neck.
Nothing like a firm set of tities to prop up that piece of real estate between the two ears so you can read that girly mag.
(Hope she doesnt wake up)

Actually I dont know why nothing romantic ever happened to you, buzzy, you are kind of pretty, definately cute and refreshingly sincere and charming.
I'd go out wit you in a heartbeat.
You look like you would be warm sexy and interesting

Im sure tina's are very nice though. No silicone or tissue hidden in those puppies

The first time i met a girl with nice boobs, I took her back to my place, only to find they were falsies.
The next time i met a girl with nice boobs, I took her back to my place, only to find they touched the ground when she removed her push up bra.

he probably just said that so you would rush him inside and he could get out of the rain

you are looking good tina.

What's the use of being able to put a round peg into a rectangular hole if you never use it???????

Awww...by the way ladies, I have just found a really nice red headed bird who is funny and actually remembers my name. No need to keep asking me out. I might be taken.

I'd whip my ten inch woody out so fast it would probably get caught in the zipper

Darn!!! I thought those hand prints went away with a twenty finger massage??!! Last time I have the twins over!!

Ahhh...just curious. How come that guy in the bed keeps posting with only one half of himself showing. What's he tryna hide!!??

Americans are probably the only people on earth that would hold their noses to vote for george senior and then don gas masks as they cast a vote for his spaced out son. Earth to mars...can you send us a better candidate puleeeeeese before Barbara takes a page out of Hillary's book.

What a load of hot air!!!! Any guy tells you he doesnt like glamour shots is usually the one who responds most vigorously and quickly to a glamour shot, his eyes lit up like two horny saucers, as his tongue drags across the keyboard.

what was that guy smoking??!! ladies should always put themselves into a glamour shot. Women are special, sugar and spice and definately everything nice. Us men want legs strapped to alluring pumps and cleavage to knock our socks off. Give us some gooey, shimmering lipstick and watch us drool in your direction. Touch us teasingly on the shoulder with those long adorable shocking red painted nails, and if you dont have real nails, buy the artificial ones. Gives us a great head of hair and dazzle us with your smile. Any guy says he doesnt want a glamour shot is boring, lame and will make you feel unfulfilled. Men definately respond to what they see. Make us swoon ladies, make us want to come at you for a closer look. Dont be a plain jane or you'll end up with a drab brad!!!!!!!