Go out and get drunk, instead.
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That or she lit a match after lettin' one rip.
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![]() ![]() No. Chances are you never really "loved" the other person anyway. |
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Romance Computer Game?
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The "Leisure Suit Larry" series from Sierra.
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The "Age of Aquarius"? Better adjust your wig!
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love the new do hun...... who does your hair for ya ????? ![]() Probably "Wigs by Reynaldo". Gyp's balder than a cue-ball, you know? |
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Not Crushing
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Yeeearrrgggghh... I'll be shreddin' ye to ribbons I will! Nobody be committin' to tomfoolery with the dreaded pirate cat! You'll be wishin' ye were walkin' the plank after I'm done with ye! Arrrrggggghhh!!!
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Not Crushing
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Arrgh... you'll be facin' mah wrath iffin' I be gettin' me paws 'round yer scrawny neck, ye scurvy dog! Tis' a visit to Davy Jones' locker for you soon enough!
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Topic:
Not Crushing
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Yearrrgh. You'll be walkin' the plank for yer sassin' me like that, ye! Arrrgh!!!
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![]() ![]() "You want fries with that?" |
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Topic:
Not Crushing
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Yearrrgh. I be not crushin', I tell's ya! Arrrrgh!!!
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No. Most people don't even know what that is.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nuh-uh. If they're battin' for the "other team", they're battin' for the other team. No amount of wussy emotion-spilling will change any of that. |
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![]() ![]() I thought that was what dating was all about! |
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that wasnt even FUNNY!!! ![]() ![]() Please try again. I have to go peh!!! ![]() Don't miss the bowl this time! |
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Topic:
Gentlemen Prefer Blonds
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It has been said that men prefer blonds because there is an innocent look to them. Understood, you would like us all to be virgins..good luck with that. I have noticed when I have gone out with my blond friends all eyes are on them.. is there any truth to this or is hair color just another preference? Actually, it's more because of the stereotype of blondes being... well... ditzy. Some men out there equate being blonde/ditzy with being an easy mark. It didn't help to have such notable blondes as Marilyn Monroe and Mimi Van Doren flaunt their blonditude for the world to see, neither. |
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It's easy. He's from the UK, you know?
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Not unless you intend on washing your car with it.
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Yeah. We can only hope.
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You taking your peroxide with you?
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