Community > Posts By > secretMTman4u

 
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Mon 11/03/14 01:01 AM

It can kill you...
what a way to go

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Mon 11/03/14 12:42 AM

That's a funny thought for me...laugh ...I'm sure with my luck something would go terribly wrong...lol...my fingers would cramp,...my toys batteries would die...my video device would malfunction..shocked .someone would undoubtedly barge into my room cause they know I'm usually alone...blushing nope...not something I dare to try...my vivid imagination has pulled me through so far..but hey...to all ya all that do it hope you have a good time..:banana:
lol hate to get caught porking the pillow

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Fri 09/19/14 10:10 AM
My abs are covered in bacon

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Fri 09/19/14 10:07 AM

Who has abs?

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Thu 05/15/14 04:43 PM
who me?

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Wed 04/16/14 10:56 AM





shocked Pity?....What the hell are you talking about?!what ...That would be beyond cruel, why would anyone do that?slaphead

easy sex??


I didn't realise date meant sex............I'm a tad slow on the uptake ............noway


why do men date? it's not because we like to be around women...whoa


What!!!!surprised ...I though you guys liked it when we picked up your socks and underwear......
I need to find a woman to clean up my place. Its really a sty.

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Wed 04/16/14 10:44 AM
Hmmm don't know can't decide on that one. Can't focus right now, I'll get back to you later "trust me" lollaugh

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Mon 04/14/14 10:04 PM
Does reverse psychology really work??? Hmmm, Well I hate sex and am tired of women hitting on me. I wish all of you supermodels would just leave me alone. ( and please put your clothes back on )rant rant

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Mon 04/14/14 09:09 PM

Why are they called one night stands since they don't seem to "stand" at all? huh
standing, kneeling, or hanging from the ceiling its all good laugh

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Mon 04/14/14 08:56 PM

us men are pigs indifferent

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Mon 03/03/14 07:39 AM
Seriously guys, all every woman wants is to know that you think she is the most important person in the world. She needs to feel secure that you will love her and protect her unconditionally.

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Mon 03/03/14 04:30 AM
Its hard to take this seriously after the inflatable sheep popped up laugh

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Wed 02/05/14 08:20 PM
a passionate kiss on my snout

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Wed 02/05/14 08:13 PM
I was sitting at the bar with a black friend of mine when a gorgeous black woman walked in. I told him that I've always wanted to be with a black woman. His answer ( me too ) true story

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Wed 02/05/14 08:03 PM

I think ppl get intimacy and love mixed up a lot.
[how true hot steamy sex and love are two separate things/quote]

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Wed 02/05/14 05:23 AM
Its just sex!! I've been so wrapped up having sex with friends they separated us with a crowbar lol

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Wed 02/05/14 05:19 AM



Please clarify, between friends? Two friends having sex, or a friend on either side of you?
If your real lucky you get two girl friends at the same time.
you two are funny laugh

I personally think it's fine. As ive said before, don't analyze it. It's just sex. Don't get wrapped up in the person. Just the activity. If u can't separate the two things then it's not for u. Nothing wrong with that either.

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Fri 01/31/14 12:43 PM
I have sex on a daily basis and enjoy it so much, I'm thinking about trying it with a partnerlaugh

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Thu 01/23/14 10:26 AM
Hey there Jane.:tongue:

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Thu 01/23/14 10:11 AM
mmmm a tasty apple and a fire to keep me warm. Such a nice lady.