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What if...
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I thought it was my usual look of desperation and destitution that made others realize I was single... don't know I need clothes too. 
She'll do. |
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How long should it be...
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"M" word?
Like murder? Mutilation? "Must" leave? What "M" word are you talking about? |
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Weird question
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Say you had a friend on yahoo, who everytime they messaged you, never said "hello" or anything "normal" but instead said things like "licks your earwax" or anything weird like that. What would you think? That is too funny and it came on a night I needed the laugh! 
You will find a lot of hilarious folks on here. Really good people. Once you get past that whole earwax thing. |
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Weird question
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Oops, can you find it in your heart to forgive me? PWEAZE???*begs* 
Well, I AM a southern boy and by nature we are very forgiving - so nope, I don't think so. You have disparaged all earwax licking southern brothers, therefore you must pay for your sins. |
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Weird question
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OMG I didn't realize you lived in Ok. I just peeked at your profile. Total coincidence
Too late *picks earwax* I am already offended! |
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Weird question
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Say you had a friend on yahoo, who everytime they messaged you, never said "hello" or anything "normal" but instead said things like "licks your earwax" or anything weird like that. What would you think? Invite him over to clean the dog's ears maybe? Yeah, my dogs get lots of earwax - so send him my way. Well he lives in Oklahoma.
Heh-heh! Hey wait a minute! *scratches head* I think she was giving me a subtle dig there! |
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Weird question
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Say you had a friend on yahoo, who everytime they messaged you, never said "hello" or anything "normal" but instead said things like "licks your earwax" or anything weird like that. What would you think? Invite him over to clean the dog's ears maybe? Yeah, my dogs get lots of earwax - so send him my way. |
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Well, I finally did it.
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I finally went and checked the mail after about 4 days.  Just as I suspected, nothing but a bunch of junk.
LOL. Didn't think anyone else was as bad as me. True story - My mail-man tracked me down the other day. Said I should check my mail because there was a package from my Momma in there. He said he didn't want to leave it out there long because it smelled like chocolate. It was snickers bars and he was right. He got half of them though. |
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what job do you do??
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I hang gutters, build decks, repair plumbing, do the 'honey-dos' that your honey don't do, cut and sell fire-wood, plant and sell vegetables - but mostly just laze around the house.
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nipples pierced
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Having been shot and stabbed several times - I really dislike metal objects being inserted into, or penetrating me in any way.
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Redheads
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I love red hair.. just wish I had some.. need to go see my hair dresser.. 
So... You want some red hair? 
And just how exactly do you DRESS hair? |
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Actually, I would be quite offended. That is just not something you do. I am no prude or anything, but - that is just not something you do.
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Redheads
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Red-heads are mean and evil.
Oh... Wait a minute... I have red hair... Forget that part about mean and evil. Red-heads are very nice people. |
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Warmest place in teh country
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My place. I have lots of fire-wood and blankets. I've also got several dogs to keep me warm.
I stay warm because I don't like cold. By the way - which country? |
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The best lie
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I don't tell lies.
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Thread Killer
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Don't much really care about thread-killing.
I just speak/write what is on my mind at the time. That mostly seems to shut down most people who model their lives on the star-studded fantasy dreams that no 'common' person will ever attain. |
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Edited by
commonman
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Mon 02/11/08 03:15 PM
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I doubt that.
They are just being PC. |
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SCREAM
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Nope, when I get upset enough to scream (seldom) everyone can definitely hear me.
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Why does everyone think this is so sad?
She died happy. How many of us will be able to say the same thing? |
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Yep - I know why.
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