NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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> (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
> when they are right and you need to shut up.
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>
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> (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a
> half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
> just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
> helping around the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
> something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
> begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
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> Don't Do It!
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> (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
> statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
> thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
> time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.
>
> )
>
> (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
> statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means
> she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
> when you will pay for your mistake.
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>
>
> (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
> Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
> clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
> lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
> at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that
> will bring on a 'whatever').
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>
>
> (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!
>
> (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
> statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told
> a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
> This will later result in a man asking 'What's
> wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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>

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.


It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.


The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy,


and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'


'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this?'


The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'





Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.


Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'

if i were ther i would let you cry on my shoulder...i know how you feel!!!

i love that one

friends

are we talking about the giant's qb?

sure...if it keeps you out of trouble

goodluck with that!

everyday!!!

yeah right?? not possible. lol

cowboys just suck

there isn't one...something will always go wrong..hahaha

i want them to win too..but they aren't betting ne

they're not