THERE WAS THIS MAN SITTING AT A BAR. ANOTHER MAN WALKS IN AND SITS DOWN BESIDE HIM AND SETS THIS TINY PIANO ON THE BAR, AND THEN HE SETS THIS TINY MAN AT THE PIANO. THE TINY MAN STARTS PLAYING BEETHOVEN AND BACH AND ALL KINDS OF PIANO MUSIC. THE GUY THAT WAS ALREADY SITTING THERE SAID, "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" THE MAN WITH THE PIANO SAID,"WELL DOWN ON THE CORNER THERE IS A GENIE THAT IS GIVING OUT WISHES." SO THE GUY AT THE BAR SAYS,"I GOT TO GO SEE ABOUT THIS." SO HE RUNS DOWN TO THE CORNER AND SURE ENOUGH THERE IS THE GENIE SITTING THERE. SO HE ASKS THE GENIE IF HE IS GIVING OUT WISHES. THE GENIE SAYS,"YES I AM IN A WONDERFUL MOOD, I WILL GIVE YOU ONE WISH WHATEVER YOU WANT." THE MAN SAYS," WELL I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!!!" THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WERE A MILLION DUCKS SO MANY DUCKS THE MAN COULD HARDLY WALK. BUT HE FINALLY MADE HIS WAY BACK TO THE BAR AND THE MAN WITH THE PIANO AND SITS DOWN BESIDE HIM AND SAYS, "WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT GENIE, I ASKED FOR A MILLION BUCKS AND ALL I GOT WAS A MILLION DUCKS?!" THE MAN WITH THE PIANO SAYS," WELL YOU DONT THINK I ASKED FOR A 10 INCH PIANIST DID YOU?????

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