Community > Posts By > snowangel2
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FBI Job Opening
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then, you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'Damn, This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'So I had to beat him to death with the chair.' MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them. yeap,yeap lmao |
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sunday night rool call 5/11
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Good evening Gamma,here as usual
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Bong
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toke it DT Toke until ya choke |
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I hear ya hun,sometimes I wonder if people forgot what an electric stove or a grill was made for lol
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Hello TaintedAngel ^^ How are you? Hello Treaty,tired but good lol how are you tonight? |
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Good evening Fire,ooooh yea and damn was it horrible lol how did your day go?
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Good evening everyone
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Good evening everyone
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At the Dentist
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Thats funny lmao
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Thats like using read,and read in the same sentence
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A SMALL WHITE DOT
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Ummmmmm...can't think of the name....Kid Rock's new one...to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama your listening to All summer long I love that song |
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Buckcherry -crazy *****
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Thread Killer Contest ..
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Good morning Fade,so a winner hasn't been declared yet huh
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good evening Snow! How are you doing today? Good evening,doing good how are you? |
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Good evening everyone
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Kidd Rock - All summer long
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****tail Party
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Lmao what the hell that is weird
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Hey snow, I'm doing, well thats about it, just doing. I hear ya Kayak |
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Topic:
Thread Killer Contest ..
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Speaking of Movies, I want to see Dark Night! Anyone see it yet? not me.. last one I saw was Hancock I wanna see Hellboy 2 Thats a must see movie Fade it's a killer movie,so is the happenings. |
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