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Sun 07/20/08 06:19 PM

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then, you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and

went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'Damn, This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.

'So I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy.
Don't mess with them.






yeap,yeap lmao bigsmile laugh laugh

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Sun 07/20/08 06:15 PM
Good evening Gamma,here as usual drinker drinker

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Sun 07/20/08 05:18 PM

toke it DTsmokin smokin smokin


Toke until ya choke laugh laugh

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Sun 07/20/08 05:13 PM
I hear ya hun,sometimes I wonder if people forgot what an electric stove or a grill was made for lol drinker drinker

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Sun 07/20/08 05:12 PM

Hello TaintedAngel ^^


How are you?




Hello Treaty,tired but good lol how are you tonight? drinker drinker

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Sun 07/20/08 05:11 PM
Good evening Fire,ooooh yea and damn was it horrible lol how did your day go? drinker drinker

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Sun 07/20/08 05:07 PM
Good evening everyone drinker drinker

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Sun 07/20/08 05:07 PM
Good evening everyone drinker drinker

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Sun 07/20/08 08:33 AM
Thats funny lmao laugh laugh

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Sun 07/20/08 08:23 AM
Thats like using read,and read in the same sentence laugh laugh

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Sun 07/20/08 08:21 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 07/20/08 07:24 AM

Ummmmmm...can't think of the name....Kid Rock's new one...to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama


your listening to All summer long I love that song drinker drinker

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Sun 07/20/08 07:17 AM
Buckcherry -crazy ***** drinker drinker

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Sun 07/20/08 06:54 AM
Good morning Fade,so a winner hasn't been declared yet huh laugh laugh

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Sat 07/19/08 07:16 PM

good evening Snow!

How are you doing today?

drinks



Good evening,doing good how are you?drinker drinker

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Sat 07/19/08 07:04 PM
Good evening everyone drinker drinker

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Sat 07/19/08 07:00 PM
Kidd Rock - All summer long drinker drinker

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Sat 07/19/08 06:53 PM
Lmao laugh what the hell that is weird laugh laugh

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Sat 07/19/08 05:50 PM

Hey snow,
I'm doing, well thats about it, just doing.



I hear ya Kayak drinker drinker

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Sat 07/19/08 05:49 PM


Speaking of Movies, I want to see Dark Night!
Anyone see it yet?




not me.. last one I saw was Hancock

I wanna see Hellboy 2


Thats a must see movie Fade it's a killer movie,so is the happenings. drinker drinker

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