Topic: REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS DIFFICULT TO LEARN
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Sun 07/20/08 06:25 AM
English Language



1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

bigsmile :banana:

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Sun 07/20/08 06:30 AM
Following in the footsteps of the late and OH SO GREAT....Mr. George Caflowerforyou rlin

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Sun 07/20/08 06:35 AM
Edited by lee_siu_loong on Sun 07/20/08 06:36 AM
Pretty funny, but to my mind the English language is actually still the easiest to learn as a foreign language. There are obscurities like that in every language.

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Sun 07/20/08 08:23 AM
Thats like using read,and read in the same sentence laugh laugh