Topic:
Costume Ideas
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I'm gonna stuff a loaf of bread up my a$$
and go as a Thanksgiving turkey!!! |
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Topic:
New and no Picture
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Hi, want some candy? Wanna go for a ride?
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Topic:
Vegetative state...
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My girlfriend and I were having a conversation & I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
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Hi, just make sure Mr. Right's first name isn't "Always".
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Topic:
Advice needed
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My inflatable toy ran off with the pool boy!
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You're lookin' good to me. All mine come through negative!
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Hi Newbie...want some candy? Wanna go for ride?
Oh I' just teasing but be careful out there. |
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The person who consumed the alcohol and chose to get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. Yep! |
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Can crackers join???
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She should have told me she was physically handicapped before we met.
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Pictures of Lily
The Who |
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Crackers don't where clothes.
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Topic:
how soon before you hook up
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Aw Man! I wanted to meet her
(rejection 34588) |
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Topic:
Easy cocktail to make
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You're making water?? Wow you are so clever Why be sarcastic? |
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Topic:
Easy cocktail to make
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You're making water??
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Topic:
RATE ME PLEASE.
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I know I got stirrings!
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I think they're afraid of your big pipe.
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Happy Birthday!
I never expected you up so early after a Saturday night Birthday! |
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Topic:
My Rough Day
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Blessings to your Aunt...and you.
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Didn't wanna get my hair wet!! Anyway I'm afraid someone will pee in the pool!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww, I hope not! Oh...too late! |
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