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Sun 10/04/09 12:52 PM
I'm gonna stuff a loaf of bread up my a$$
and go as a Thanksgiving turkey!!!

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Sat 10/03/09 04:15 PM
Hi, want some candy? Wanna go for a ride?pitchfork

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Sat 10/03/09 01:30 PM
My girlfriend and I were having a conversation & I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 10/03/09 10:39 AM
Hi, just make sure Mr. Right's first name isn't "Always".laugh

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Sat 10/03/09 10:37 AM
My inflatable toy ran off with the pool boy!

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Sat 10/03/09 10:35 AM
You're lookin' good to me. All mine come through negative!

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Fri 10/02/09 08:15 PM
Hi Newbie...want some candy? Wanna go for ride?pitchfork pitchfork
Oh I' just teasing but be careful out there.waving

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Fri 10/02/09 07:25 AM

The person who consumed the alcohol and chose to get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.

Yep!

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Thu 10/01/09 03:05 PM
Can crackers join???

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Wed 09/30/09 04:49 PM
She should have told me she was physically handicapped before we met.

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Wed 09/30/09 04:47 PM
Pictures of Lily
The Who

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Tue 09/29/09 04:54 PM
Crackers don't where clothes.

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Tue 09/29/09 11:41 AM
Aw Man! I wanted to meet her
(rejection 34588)tears

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Tue 09/29/09 07:24 AM


You're making water??


Wow you are so cleverlaugh drinker

Why be sarcastic?

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Tue 09/29/09 07:12 AM
You're making water??

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Mon 09/28/09 04:55 PM
I know I got stirrings!

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Sun 09/27/09 04:35 PM
I think they're afraid of your big pipe.

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Sun 09/27/09 08:32 AM
Happy Birthday!
I never expected you up so early after a Saturday night Birthday!

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Sat 09/26/09 08:16 PM
Blessings to your Aunt...and you.

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Sat 09/26/09 04:17 PM


Didn't wanna get my hair wet!!

Anyway I'm afraid someone will pee in the pool!!!!


eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww, I hope not!

Oh...too late!