Thanks Keith that was awesome.....





It made me cry




ok I know and everyone knows I cry at anything...



It was nice to see matches together......thanks doll

(((((((MERLE)))))))))) I love you love you love you


For all the people to enjoy




Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on The computer.

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.



Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough.

I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
will judge who does the better job.

'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.



They moused.



They faxed.



They e-mailed.



They e-mailed with attachments.



They downloaded.



They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.



They created labels and cards.



They created charts and graphs.



They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.



Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.



Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld.



Jesus just sighed.



Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went
out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the past two hours of work.



Satan observed this and became irate.



'Wait!' he screamed.

'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
His work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

Morning {{{sharon}}} Good luck with the new job, all will be well

Merry Christmas to you and your son

Good luck on the new job, Sharon.


Just remember the first day is always the toughest.

Get past today and hopefully you got it made.

((( Sharon )))

Just to help you get over the nerves.

I know that you don`t know me. but the kiss was on the cheek and the cyber hug was just to help ya settle down.

Thats right Tina

Hes gonna take me

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Just the news I wanted to hear before Christmas