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Sun 01/20/08 09:18 PM
I have seen so many ppl with a lot of posts that have been members for months or a year, and haven't found anyone. I come from a smaller city, and found someone after a week, who I am going on a second date with now. Am I just really really lucky or what?

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Sun 01/20/08 09:16 PM
Don't have much to attract with lol j/k

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Sun 01/20/08 09:08 PM

yah, but no. 1, if you are not gay you would be using the condom with a girl
no. 2, if you bought a gun along with it, somehow that might raise more than an eyebrow, but would also suggest violence along with the sex, which sounds really like a wierd topic and strange that you would even say something like that, my opinion, perhaps others might disagree


Ok, I respect your opinion, but I merely started this thread for entertainment purposes, and actually hijacked the idea from a myspace post I ran across. I do NOT condone violent sex!

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Sun 01/20/08 09:07 PM
An inflatable sheep? lol

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Sun 01/20/08 09:04 PM

that is really a wierd topic to start out with that kinda answer


Well, I'm a really weird kinda guy!

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Sun 01/20/08 09:02 PM
Once again... Name one item that you could purchase along with a box of condoms that would make the cashier raise an eyebrow!


Mine is a 12 guage shotgun "I need a remington and some rubbers, it's gonna be a GOOOOD night!"

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Sun 01/20/08 09:00 PM
Are you bored?

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Sun 01/20/08 08:56 PM
I am :smile:

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Sun 01/20/08 03:43 AM
So I just want to thank JSH again! Melissa is an awesome gal!

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Sat 01/19/08 08:51 AM
Well I don't drink, but I'm a FPS player... that and RPG's

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Sat 01/19/08 08:43 AM
Any Dean Koontz fans? I am reading False Memory... What's your favorite Koontz books?

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Sat 01/19/08 08:38 AM


The worst part about being in an online forum, is that people can be whoever they want, rather than who they ARE. I always try to be true to myself, and to not misrepresent myself. I have only belonged to the forum for a couple weeks, and I have met someone wonderful who I am getting to know better, over dates and what not. Now I see people with thousands of posts who haven't met a single person... I don't know what's up with it, but it seems to me like some people may be misrepresenting themselves, and people can tell or something. Any thoughts on this?

i have never had a date and I think its because I am a bi tch.laugh


Well with the amount of assholes I've seen on here, you should have had dates 1000000 times over laugh

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Sat 01/19/08 08:35 AM
The worst part about being in an online forum, is that people can be whoever they want, rather than who they ARE. I always try to be true to myself, and to not misrepresent myself. I have only belonged to the forum for a couple weeks, and I have met someone wonderful who I am getting to know better, over dates and what not. Now I see people with thousands of posts who haven't met a single person... I don't know what's up with it, but it seems to me like some people may be misrepresenting themselves, and people can tell or something. Any thoughts on this?

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Sat 01/19/08 08:21 AM

I don't care either way, box, vase, whatever, I do like different kinds of roses though, I like white ones with red tips, the lavendar roses, there is a rose, I don't recall the name but it's almost silver in appearance...

Either way you decide, just make sure it's her favorite flower, that is better than any stereotypical arrangment out there and shows her you just didn't run into the store and picked up whatever was handy...if she does like the red roses and those are her favorite, grab another flower or two of her liking and have them in the arrangement too...it'll show her that you really thought about her and what she would like....makes for a great start to a great night! Good luck


Then where do I get Tiger Lilies lol

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Sat 01/19/08 08:13 AM


I have been told numerous times by several gals that they prefer the dozen roses in a box, to the dozen in a vase with a bear.... Why the box? I mean... it's a box! Is it cuz it's like unwrapping a present? I am deciding what roses to get my sweetheart for Valentine's Day, and I need to know... What's so damn special about the box? Thanks :smile:



The element of surprise and as well they are chepaer, so this way you can take her to dinner as well flowerforyou flowerforyou


Hmmm here in town the price is around the same... But yeah, the element of surprise makes sense!

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Sat 01/19/08 08:09 AM
I have been told numerous times by several gals that they prefer the dozen roses in a box, to the dozen in a vase with a bear.... Why the box? I mean... it's a box! Is it cuz it's like unwrapping a present? I am deciding what roses to get my sweetheart for Valentine's Day, and I need to know... What's so damn special about the box? Thanks :smile:

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Fri 01/18/08 07:10 AM
I did get it... It was actually a downloadable collection of Monty Python's Flying Circus, and a coupon for 2 free tacos at Taco Bell!

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Fri 01/18/08 07:09 AM
Ok, so at McDonalds I once tried to order a half a dozen nuggets. The cashier proceeded to inform me that they only come in 6, 10, or 20. So I asked, "I can buy 6 nuggets, but not a half a dozen?" "Yes" So I ordered 6, and shook my head!

You know those little seperators that you put behind your groceries? Why do we do that anyway? I'm just too much of a stubborn ass to risk paying for someone else's sh*t! Anyway... They advertise MOVIES on them now at a certain store... How pathetic.... Who is paying for that advertising space? Anyway, I witnessed a new employee earnestly trying to scan it, with the gentlemen who was buying groceries laughing behind his hand. That's just great!

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Fri 01/18/08 07:01 AM
Wow!

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Fri 01/18/08 06:52 AM
So what is everyone's plan for the day? I'm going to do some work with my sponsee in AA, go to dinner with my dad.... Average day I guess.

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