You are absolutely correct

So I met the love of my life here, we are getting married on February 29th!!!!!!!! Life is great!

Heh, the amazing part is getting IN the car lol

Hellz yeah... I'm going to see Blaze next month in Omaha

Anyone down with the clown? Hold your hatchets high! Whoop Whoop!

Pretty good and you? You down with the clown?

A man gets paid his first check at a new job, and decides to pay a visit to the local cathouse. Unsure of how the process works, he simply tells the Madam, "I have 600 dollars and I would like to have sex." A nearby woman hears him, drags him upstairs, takes his money, and rabbit f*cks him unitl he loses it after about 3 minutes.

Feeling bad, she offers him a manicure. Obliviously, he agrees, and he leaves a short time later sated and well-groomed.

About 3 days later, she sees him walking down the street, and still feeling guilty about taking advantage of him, decides to give him a freebie. But when he sees her, he desperately begins running the other way!

She chases him through backstreets and alleys, finally cornering him next to a rusted dumpster. She yells at him, "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you running?"

He screams back, "I'm not talking to you, you crazy b1tch! You gave me crabs, and cut off my fingernails so I can't even scratch them!!!!!!!!!!!"

lol

Ok, so me and my new gf (thanks JSH!) had sex for the first time, and she was amazed when I cuddled with her afterwards. Are there seriously people who DON'T want to cuddle afterwards? I mean, to me, it's even more special than making love!

idk... so much to choose from! Probably when I ran nude across the football field on homecoming night!

Back to work today, got my job back!

I'm listening to the TV. Animal Cops Houston.

Spend plenty of time getting to know him, and follow your gut instinct. Good luck

Heh... I'm Noah, but I don't have an ark

omg

Brother, if you are a Minister, I have much love for you. First off, thank you for carrying the word! I'm sure you can remember the time when you first realized you had a calling to do what you do. I have a similar calling, to be a social worker, and I'm sure the tug on my heart is no less than it was on yours. Try to pray for the knowledge of God's will for you, and the power to carry it out! Much Love, Noah

Just a tip. Might not be a good intro to refer to your old gf's as "sluts"

Ok, list something you shouldn't do naked....


Visit your grandmother!

Your cellmate has a 17 inch neck and no sexual preference!

AT&T business account representative

And cocky