My all time fav is:
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off!"

Living in the past causes you to miss out on the present. Life is too short to let it pass you by

Never make someone a priority... "...when all you are to them is an option."

I'm up been up since 4, My sinuses are killing me...

My 2007 Chevy Monte SS is $550 a month and my cell bill is $1000 and my car insurance is $350 a month

My children and the ability to serve our country...

Mine used to be the mint m & m's before they stoped making them, now I love pocky cookies Chocolate Dip Yamyam.
It's a Japenese cookie that you dip into chocolate and costs about 8 bucks a box...

Amen to that, I was married to a serial cheater who loves to meet woman off the nasty hardcore adult personals, women who charge by the hour and hook up with them at the local Motel 8..I hope his shi* falls off..Karma is a bitc*

I'm nervous and scared, I will be away from my children for three years. But I plan to fly home as much as I can to see them...

Gettig ready to go to Korea for the Army in six months....

Thin mints, damn I wish I had a box right now!!

I can only drive as fast as the asshole in front of me

I love my job, even though my mos is a sure shot to Iraq, i'm a mortuary affairs specialist. I never regret enlisting in the Army...

Yes I do, everytime I change my, Myspace profile I have to do the code crap it's so annoying..

My town is famous for FT. Campbell Army Post, my home again when I come back from basic and ait...Now my parents live in Kentucky their town has WKU~sports and the Corvette

I was adopted by stray barn cat, she was 4 pounds when she found me, now she is 18 pounds. Mr. Buttjuice my 20 pound tabby he also found me...Plus I'm owned by a Doberman and a Boxer

I have a bad case of lead foot and got popped for doing 80 in a 45 the other day...It was 3am and he knows my family so he let me go with a warning, next time he will go talk to my CO about my driving issues....

Hello...

Hello and welcome

I used to work at JCpenny's and the bathrooms there where a trolling place for gay men, some where ministers in the local churches, we live in a small town, they think nobody talked or knew about their activites . It was bad we warned people not to take their sons into the mens bathroom cause the pervs that would go in there..One guy even tried to molest a co-worker, he punched him out and went to management....God I'm glad I don't work there no more.....I have a conscience and when management would do nothing about it I left, shi* made me sick....