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Sun 03/30/08 11:16 PM

I had one guy IM me out of the blue, asking me, "ho r u" and when I said, "Hey, I'm not a ho!". He said, "u donwt have 2 b a b!tch"

I had a guy IM me out of the blue and say, "Hi sweetie!". I replied, "It's Kendra, and hello to you.". He came back with, "Thought you'd like sweetie better than b!tch. see ya!"

I had a guy IM me out of the blue and say, "im ur dream guy u relaise this rite". I said, "No, you aren't. My dream guy paid attention to 5th grade English.". He said, "f u b!tch"

I just now had a guy IM me with, "so tell me about u.". I said, "Well, I spent 20 minutes carefully crafting a pretty impressive profile, if I do say so myself. You could read that and I'll answer questions if you have some when you're done.". He said, "so you are going to b diffiuclt i see nevr mind b!tch"

So, I must be a b!tch, or I'm being overly sarcastic. Either way, should I quit having such high expectations (um, sentence structure, actually READING the profile, etc), or just give in to the temptation these wonderful guys are teasing me with?

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Sun 03/30/08 10:55 PM

Teach me how to plese you


Recently divorced and 18 years old? If you WERE real, honey, no amount of time with another woman would do you (or her) any good. Gosh.

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Sun 03/30/08 10:41 PM


There has to be a better picture out there of you, isn't there?

If not, well... it's not the WORST picture in the world. laugh


Yeouch...I'll consider it. grumble frown


That wasn't for you, mister... that was for the OP! lol

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Sun 03/30/08 10:35 PM
There has to be a better picture out there of you, isn't there?

If not, well... it's not the WORST picture in the world. laugh

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Wed 03/26/08 01:56 AM
Welcome, and good luck to you! =)


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Tue 03/25/08 10:21 AM
Edited by FloridaKendra on Tue 03/25/08 10:21 AM
I already ratted out one guy who was posting poems and claiming them as his own. Trying to be all suave with someone else's words... UGH!

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Mon 03/24/08 10:38 PM
Oh so single... but not complaining! (=

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Mon 03/24/08 10:31 PM
Hello all! :waving:

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Mon 03/24/08 02:17 AM
Hi ya'll! ::wavin'::

happy

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Mon 03/24/08 02:14 AM
"You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one..." - John Lennon

flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Sat 03/22/08 01:01 AM
Yep, Sonic is where it's at! =)

Yum yum! drinker

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Sat 03/22/08 12:59 AM


Not sure what the last post was trying to say, but I think it's all a matter of what you're comfortable with.

If I like a guy, 3-4 e-mails a day doesn't seem that much to me. I've had worse, much worse, from some guys.

I think just blocking without giving him an explanation is extremely rude and don't really recommend it. Be honest, upfront, and fair with him. How would YOU like to be treated? Do what you would want done to you.

You're a beautiful girl, good luck with whatever it is you seek! =)

flowerforyou :heart:

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Sat 03/22/08 12:52 AM


Aww, down here in Florida, it comes down to Sonic or Steak N' Shake.

Sonic has awesome fruit drinks/shakes/slushies.

Steak N' Shake has the burgers! And fries! And chili!

MMMM! Now I AM hungry!

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Sat 03/22/08 12:35 AM

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police


laugh

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Tue 03/18/08 04:01 AM
I think she'll get plenty of attention when guys see "seeking man for intimate encounter"...LoL

That being said, more info would be good. Your picture is sweet, you're smiling. Best of luck to you, sweets! =)

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Tue 03/18/08 03:55 AM
Had a guy say this to me at Crabby Bill's in Clearwater Beach last weekend:

"Let's play house. You be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long."

Then he smirked.

Uh, no, I scowled at him and turned away. And he was cute! Jerks! grumble :angry: frown

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Tue 03/18/08 03:52 AM
Single, but not whining about it! =)


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Sat 03/15/08 12:59 PM
I dated a few guys shorter than (or as tall as) me. I'm 5'7", so it's not TOO hard to bump into someone I like that's taller. That being said, though, I don't automatically disqualify based on that. (=

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Sat 03/15/08 12:55 PM
I plan on putting about 180 miles on my car tonight. Here to Orlando and then back again. Dinner at my brother's house! ::smiles::

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Sat 03/15/08 02:27 AM





If this girl was not 24, I'd be on a plane tonight!


24 is holding you back? Can you at least golf??
lol I used to have a 17 handicap before I had my car wreck in 1991 and a cane gave me another sort of handicap.........lol


My handicap when I golf....beer. Everytime.