Awwwwwwwwwwww, thank you, (((Mikey)))!! Love you!!

I thought you'd've said me!! lol!!

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You have to shave only your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives onDecember 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!

Thank you, love!! I will always be yours!!

Thank you!!

Rob says thank you!! ♥

Tomorrow is CatsLoveMe's 41st birthday!! I just want to wish him the best birthday ever!! I hope you have a great one babe!! (I'll be with you)!! I love you, sweetheart!!

Thank you!!

Texting - the demise of an entire generation. So sad.

Lamenting the past does not gain you wisdom for the future, only hinders you from improving upon yourself.

Unless she's mentally or physically disabled, there is NO reason whatsoever why she can't do all of that for herself. So yes, your sis IS immature. I hope your mother sees that some day.

Both genders are guilty of cruelty, one is not more "kind" nor "cruel" than the other.

There is so much more than racism, there is nationalism/xenophobia, religious bias, disability bias, economic or social bias, and sexual orientation bias, to say otherwise is to have your head in the sand. People fear and judge those who are different than themselves.

Thank you so much, (((Cy)))!!

That is a very nice write!! ♥ I am so sorry for your loss!!

He already lost 1/2 of it due to natural hair-loss, so he thought, "what the heck!" and shaved the rest of it off. He did this about 3 years ago before he met me, so he thought he would try it again. I'm glad he did, it looks good on him. Everyone at his job including his bosses are giving him compliments.

I smack 'em in the sweet spot in the back of the head, like Damon Wayans!

Wild Wild West

Thank you soooooooo much, Terry!!