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^Scary how well he knows I know that he knows I know about him.
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For JaceKnows
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I'm irish so that makes it twice
I'm a frigid b*tch my heart as cold as ice I'll scoop out your eye As I pass you by Care to take a roll of the dice |
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^Would rape a 73 year old man after that man had a threesome which XstriferX and his 43 year old girlfriend and taped and then he watched and beat his meat to it.
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For JaceKnows
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 Your rhyme it is not true
Special people run around saying doo doo They cannot read As easy like you and me And now I have to go to the loo haha wtf? |
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<----- was holding the camera for that videotape! |
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For JaceKnows
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I laughed so hard that I fell
To the ground and slipped on a shell It wasnt very cool and then some tool Said "Dude you're getting a Dell" |
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^Want's to see that videotape
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For JaceKnows
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There once was a man would could rhyme
He did it to just pass the time Once he was told He was being too bold So I squirted him in the eye with a lime |
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^Wants to vidoe tape XstriferX's first time with his 43 year old mistress
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^Has a concentration camp in his basement
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^Hates Jews!
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^ Is hitler
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Steals the stealing from me... ps I am irish so I am a leprechaun
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steals his limmericks from leprechauns!
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Limerick
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There once was a nasty joke Told by an odd-looking bloke He thought it was funny The rest, got queasy tummys Then him, we decided to choke.
So far, that's ALL I'm whipping out tonight..
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Topic:
John&Julie
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Topic:
Limerick
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There once was a nasty joke Told by an odd-looking bloke He thought it was funny The rest, got queasy tummys Then him, we decided to choke.
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Only kisses in the morning and afternoon...
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Australia!!!!!!!
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i wanna be from the land down under haha in miss kris' terms i was there the other day
sweet deal
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WOULD U DATE A CELIBATE?
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Virgin Club "Master" Singular, not plural :P ****... she has probably been having it before i was born
It's funny how funny you DON'T think this is, lol. I, for one, think it's funny that a 43 year old woman, who is old enough to be my mom, is considering dating an 18 year old man, hence old enough to be her son :P |
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