HELLO, WELCOME & GOOD LUCK.

Breath............Breaking Benjamin

Hadouken...............ok, respect!! hadn't heard of them till not. A
little different type, but cool. Kinda like the differance from the
Beastie boys to Slayer!!

OH WELL, TO EACH THERE OWN!!

THEN YOU'LL LOVR IT. DIE KRUPPS ODYSSEY OF THE MIND & EGG SHELL ARE A
COUPLE OF MY FAVORITE AS IS TREPONEM PALS, RENEGADE.

hard core w a twist of techno. Just google and check em out. Showcore
too.

Treponem Pal vs Die Krupps

Got these from a friend who is also aging well.
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Very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well
groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a

good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an
upscale ****tail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady,

in her mid-eighties.

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a
sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a

set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor

said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that

you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three
times!"

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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench

under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years

old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two
gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new

restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of
that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red
and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the
kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to
last night?"

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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly
gentleman
-- already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet
-- who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to
the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing

out of her hospital gown."

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A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.

During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay,
but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
"Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she
asks.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it
down, so's not to forget it?"

He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it

down?" she asks.

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!

Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness

sake!" Then he toddles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands

his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a
moment. "Where's my toast?"

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"

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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few
days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur;
be careful.'"

Welcome!

Welcome

Good day!!

Hang in there..........Prayers are on the way!!

Hello & Welcome.

Has anybody ever seen this movie? If not, I recommend it highly. No
matter who you are. If we all could do this - what a better place the
world would be................For Sure!!


Go see the movie....................

HELLO!

HELLO!

HARSH!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THERES ALREADY TO MUCH CHEATING AND BS THAT
GOES ON WITH ALL PRO SPORTS, NOT TO MENTION AMATURE. I THINK THEY SHOULD
BE STIFFER, NO MATTER WHAT THE SPORT. YA GET CAUGHT
CHEATING..............YOUR OUT!! PERIOD. FOR THE SEASON AT MINIMUM. MAKE
WAY FOR THE NEXT GUY. HOPEFULLY ONE THAT WON'T CHEAT.

NOW YOU CAN MAKE AN ARGUEMENT FOR SOME OF THE TEAM MEMBERS THAT, HEY
THEY DIDN'T KNOW, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT, WHY SUSPEND THEM. I'LL TELL YA
RIGHT NOW WHY...........LIKE MY PARENTS ALWAYS SAID. GUILTY BY
ASSOCIATION. I'VE BEEN PUNISHED FOR THINGS THAT I DID NOT DO OR KNOW
ABOUT BECAUSE OF MY PEERS SEVERAL TIMES IN MY LIFE. WAS IT FAIR, HELL
NO. BUT I'LL BE THE FIRST TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND MAKE SURE MY PEERS
DO TOO.

HOW DOES THAT RELATE?..........FORCE EM TO POLICE THEMSELVES. TO MANY
TIMES WE ALLOW THIS BS TO CONTINUE. BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELFS. DON'T
TOLERATE BS FROM YOUR PEERS EITHER.

Awesome

-6 this am. Looking at a high of 10. Sun is shinning here in Wisconsin.
Not quite time to break the Harley out yet.