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Tue 10/07/08 04:13 PM

elvis, is that you ???


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 10/07/08 04:10 PM
OH!
GOT IT...

My pocket bullet!
Yeah baby!blushing

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Tue 10/07/08 04:07 PM
My pedicures:banana:
My 1200 count bed sheetssmooched
and....................
um................
I want the last one to be GOOD.....

I'll get back to you...

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Tue 10/07/08 11:53 AM
Nah...get someone else to do it:wink:

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Tue 10/07/08 11:44 AM

I had someone who was 30 years older than me ask me out. Then get upset and told me I was close minded when I told him he was too old for me to date.

Oh sweetie - FILTER!drinks

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Tue 10/07/08 11:41 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

You guys are awesome:thumbsup:

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Tue 10/07/08 11:35 AM
...chap your a$$ when someone gets angry with you when you don't want to date them?
It clearly states on my profile I am here for FRIENDSHIP!

...some people...spock

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Tue 10/07/08 10:43 AM
I have had a TRUE stalker.

He took a box cutter and ran it up and down my face, threatening to cut me.
He said if he couldn't have me, no one else could. He wanted to cut my face into a thousand pieces so no one would ever look at me again. He followed me to school in the morning. He beat guys up that would look at me.shocked I filed police reports but eventually I had to move from NYC to California. He started getting more violent and wanted to kill me scared whoa

...really not fun at all but I am not offended by the thread.
I get you're only joking:wink:

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Mon 10/06/08 11:49 PM
Not even if "she" tucked them back for you?spock

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Mon 10/06/08 08:28 AM
Safe to say it depends on the individual BUT I did have this nice 19 year old man try to date me.
I didn't give him a chance because of his age. whoa
I felt like I owed it to him to not to introduce him into a world where he had to grow up so fast.oops
He was a REALLY nice young man.

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Thu 10/02/08 05:43 PM
I saw two of my sons teachers at the movies and it was SO awkward!indifferent
It was like watching fish out of water!:laughing:

These two individuals were very...um...how should I put this...PLAIN.whoa
I don't think it had anything to do with the fact they were teachers...I think they are just "boring" people.

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Thu 10/02/08 01:05 PM
Hurry up and cum already!
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Tue 09/30/08 11:25 PM
i THINK IT DEPENDS HOW IMPORTANT HE WAS TO YOU.
iF HE DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO YOU- WHY WOULD YOU MISS HIM?what





^ oops. Sorry for the capsflowerforyou

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Tue 09/30/08 05:24 PM
Was your breath offensive?
Did you got out to eat before the kiss?ohwell

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Tue 09/30/08 05:03 PM
The best advice I could give you is to make sure your FIRST is someone special in your life.
If one thing stands true, it's the fact people NEVER forget their first time.
If you feel an uncontrolable urge to screw- at least make sure she is good to you and respects you enough to be patient and kind your first time. You don't want to look back and remember a woman that was insignificant and ended up making you feel rotten...ohwell

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Mon 09/29/08 02:44 PM




Bottom line is- YOU DON'T!noway

P.O.S has no business dating another woman until he is DIVORCED!:angry:


Who is P.O.S???


Piece of sh*t....

flowerforyou

I thought that might need a flower after it for some reason...




Well......I appreciate the flower after the explaination.....made it a LITTLE more palatable....

Well....I have been in a "volunteered for" exile of limbo since I filed for "legal separation". This state's lawmakers chose to make "separation from bed and board" a full year here in Louisiana.

It seems that most ladies prefer the single studs that will "play you" for sex then dump you. Or give you a "love high" with sugar coated promises and then sit back and take you for granted. Or you have been burned in some other fashion so badly mentally....that a third degree burn couldn't compare.

This "piece of sh*t" spent the last 4 years trying desparately to make things work, all the while being snubbed at every attempt. Over the last year the love was destroyed. So THIS year is the one that means starting over in ALL aspects!!

One thing about THIS quasi-married guy.....none of you have ever seen or heard of me before OR on any OTHER dating site. Or any bars trying to hustle anyone. I've been a loyal, loving, sexually active, faithful, honest, and good providing husband for many years! And I'm curious if ANY of the ladies on here want more than that????

So I'm using this year to look....and meet people...and let people meet me....and those of you ladies who think it's wrong to even get to know someone in my situation....well then.....I wish you luck in your quest.

Sorry....off the soapbox now......


My question to you would be why you feel the need to bring someone else into your world of “mess”? what
Sounds like you need some time alone to either figure yourself out or just have SOME time to appreciate all the things you can accomplish building yourself back up.think
Don't get mad with anyone other than YOURSELF for trying to keep someone that didn't want you for the past 4 years. Be mad at yourself for wasting the time. People need to learn NOT to be where they AREN'T wanted!ohwell

Women/ Men, in general, don't want "baggage".
- Whether it be emotional, mental ect...noway
A fresh start, with JUST you and me...not this other crap about "Oh, I can't tell my ex about you because I don't want to hurt her.....Oh, I don't want to get my ex angry because the divorce isn’t final...." and all the other ASSININE excuses made while trying to start a new experience with someone. spock
THIRD parties are NEVER wanted!
Studs are not wanted either. ill
...But then come the complaints that women are too "picky" slaphead
-For the Love of Grease!
Are you kidding me!>!?

You're just getting your "feet wet" with the dating world and I don't think any woman in their right mind would want to be your "experimenting pool".
You're a big boy...figure it out for yourself

***Off of my soap box***


Does any of this make sense?
I don't mean it as a personal attack. I'm sorry if I have offended you.flowers

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Mon 09/29/08 02:24 PM
The Market Closed at the LOWEST it has EVER closed!
slaphead shocked scared



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Mon 09/29/08 02:21 PM
Congratualtions drinks

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Mon 09/29/08 02:18 PM



B!tching about stuffgrumble


Oh...you mean B!tching about the stupid sh!t you just did...?spock what
Guess you might not want to do it the next time around:laughing:


flowerforyou


Hey you!
How are you?
How is your friend?flowerforyou

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Mon 09/29/08 02:15 PM

B!tching about stuffgrumble


Oh...you mean B!tching about the stupid sh!t you just did...?spock what
Guess you might not want to do it the next time around:laughing: