JERMANICUS


JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Thu 02/23/12 10:44 AM Topic: Going too far?
It's a free country and once you start to tell one group of people that they can't it's just a matter of time before you can't.

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Wed 02/22/12 07:56 PM Topic: cane sugar = corn syrup get the real facts
who cares?

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Wed 02/22/12 04:15 PM Topic: Word Association
Screen

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Wed 02/22/12 04:10 PM Topic: mixing pleasure w/ buisiness Edited by JERMANICUS on Wed 02/22/12 04:11 PM
What she said^(artgirl) do not befreind this stranger on Facebook. Don't say you weren't warned!

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Tue 02/21/12 01:40 PM Topic: Actor Snorts Coke In Room Where Obama Was
it's a little coke people need to lighten up

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Mon 02/20/12 11:55 AM Topic: hi
things take time give it a few weeks..welcome

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Mon 02/20/12 08:08 AM Topic: Word Association
Brown

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Fri 02/17/12 12:19 PM Topic: Word Association
Blood

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Thu 02/16/12 08:46 PM Topic: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW # 2 - part 70
Miles Davis~Kind of Blue...helps me drift into unconsciousness.

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Thu 02/16/12 06:57 PM Topic: NJ Should not Honor Dead Drug Addict with Half-Mast Flag
Why should I care? In a month everthing will be forgotten. It's funny that 2 weeks ago nobody cared about Whitney Houston and now that she died suddenly she is the greatest ever?

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Thu 02/16/12 05:39 PM Topic: Word Association
Tone

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Wed 02/15/12 08:16 PM Topic: Are you different?
I'm different because I don't try to be different.

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Wed 02/15/12 07:08 PM Topic: Advice needed
She is NOT giving you signals and don't confuse women being friendly at work(or who you know from work) with them giving out signals.

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Wed 02/15/12 04:21 PM Topic: Preschoolers lunch confiscated and given chicken nuggets
yet another reason for home schooling!

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Tue 02/14/12 04:57 PM Topic: Word Association
Gun

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Tue 02/14/12 10:06 AM Topic: Labor
On her 70th birthday, an old women decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper: "Seventy-year young seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person" The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs. She asks the man, "Do you really expect me to choose you? You don't even have any arms or legs!" The old man replies, "Well, I don't have arms, so how could I beat you?" The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. "I don't have any legs, so how could I run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, "But how could you, without any arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?" The man smiles and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!"

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Sun 02/12/12 06:39 PM Topic: What are some of your favorite quotes??? Edited by JERMANICUS on Sun 02/12/12 06:39 PM
"Whether you think you can or you can't.... you're right"

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Sun 02/12/12 03:45 PM Topic: Word Association
Furry

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Sun 02/12/12 11:37 AM Topic: Answers Only!
It was only one!

JERMANICUS Joined Sat 01/28/12 Posts: 597	Sun 02/12/12 08:28 AM Topic: Labor
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

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