Now THAT'S funny ...

life's too short to be in a hurry!

We wouldn't be in a hurry if life was long! Right?

Thanks for lookingaileen! :)

Keep smilin'

That's good advice ... the forums are a great feature. Just be yourself
and new friends will find you.

Sad ... he heisted my joke and never mailed out the royalty checks! Had
to pawn my tie collection just to eat lunch today!

Then ...

for dinner tonight ... I was trying to make a quick $20 bucks, and damn
near got arrested!

Hi LazyJ ... yes, it got crazy last night on here! It was funny reading
all of the different perspectives and twists!

Mike was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the
shadows.

"Twenty dollars...", she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before but he decides, what the hell, it's
only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for
a minute when all of a sudden a light
flashes on them ... it's a police officer.

"What's going on here people?", asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife", Mike answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well", Mike says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her
face."

Good one!

Cruize down south Harleyryder ... it's warmer down by the coast.

WOW ... Marie has two stepdaddy's and the kids ended up with all the
money! Told ya ... women ARE smarter! Now do you believe me?

Ok, I'm about ready to post a blonde joke!

Hi Marie ... I'm your stepdaddy!

LazyJ: No Royalty check yet ... the mailman got distracted, I think he
just turned into a stepfather!

I know why most women are avoiding this post! It's the title ...



Yes, <b>men</b> ARE smarter than <b>women</b>!


They don't believe that line! LOL Already told ya, they're smart!!!
Gotta love 'em!!!

Robert

Crap, now I'm confused! When the man became his stepfather ... what
happened next? Sounds very "tramatic"

Curious, when he wearing a pantsuit when he turned into his stepfather?

Have fun Chismah ... I'm loving it!

Robert

Hi Chismah ... you heisted my joke! I want royalties! LOL

Goodnight Lost girl ... thanks!

Robert

I'm laughing my ass off too!

Thought I was gonna piss in my pants a few times ... or should I say
"pantsuit"? LOL

I'm rollin too! This is amazing ... all these twists and turns!

Chismah: Thanks for the heads up on my photograph ... I guess I am
pretty far back from the camera on that one! I'm gonna post a picture
of my hairy chest to make sure I'm no longer confused for a funny woman
in a pantsuit! LOL

LazyJ: Isn't this a hoot? I just lost $20 million ... going to have to
pawn my necktie collection!

Have a GREAT night ... thanks for laughing with me!



FRIENDLY REMINDER: This is the Jokes & Funny stories community ...
that's why where all here! Right?

Yes, this is a JOKE!

Also, I'm not a woman ... please take special note of the neck-tie in my
photograph! LOL

Have a GREAT night ... hope you laughed ... I sure am!

THE INHERITANCE


When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath
away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he
walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and
I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Charles that evening, and three days later, she
became his stepmother.


The moral of the story:
Women are so much smarter. When will men ever learn?