Q: What do you do when your man is on the floor screaming and moaning?

A: Shoot him again.

Q: What do you do when your man is on the floor screaming and moaning?

A: Shoot him again.

A man feeling jealous of his stay at home wife, prayed to GOD for a solution.

GOD, coming to him in his dreams. Explained to the man, there was only one way to accomplish this. So, as not to upset the balance in the world, he and his wife exchange bodies. The man readily agreed.

The next morning when he looked in the mirror, he was in his wife’s body. Feeling good about himself and excited, he went to wake his wife. Needless to say she was scared, astonished among many other emotions. She finally accepted the situation. Dressed in her husbands clothes and went to his job.

After a month of this, the man again prayed to GOD.

“GOD, after a month on my job, my wife has received a promotion with a substantial raise. She storms into the house demands her dinner and asks why I have not got the house cleaned. She does not even consider all the things I have been doing all day. Getting the kids ready for school. Then start the laundry. Take a quick shower, so I can run errands. The bank, shopping, clothes for him and the kids, etc. Then run back home to change loads in the washing machine and dryer. Do a little light cleaning just before I start dinner. So, that I can be ready to run the kids around after school. GOD, I have had enough of this! I would like things to return to the way they were.

In his dreams, GOD came to him. GOD stated, “I would love to change you back, but it is impossible at this time.”

“GOD, why is it impossible?”

GOD replied, “YOU ARE PREGNANT!”