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Topic:
Lilith's country bash
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hello everyone
That was my patented entrance . |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 7
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lizzz, why are you
 
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 7
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Topic:
IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 7
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Topic:
Lilith's country bash
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 7
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Supper time for me, feed me with strawberries Lizz .
, be back soon
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Topic:
IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 6
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Yes, that is why I was going to see if Izzie could help you out...
Sweet, I am off to supper princess, can you please get Izzie to fedex me the smoochies :P
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 7
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I love it when she gets angry, nothing better than angry .... fill in the blanks lol
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Topic:
IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 6
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Well, you put yourself in there and you can take yourself out if you don't want to be there anymore.. Correct??
But I like to show that I mean business.
I understand and I was seriously worried, petrified and wondering how I was going to get you out of that corner with you being so stubborn and all...
awww , you know us bears, a little bit of honey can woo us easily.
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 7
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I get wild when we have audience.
You like it when I go wild. Even my paws get hairy.
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 7
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I get wild when we have audience.
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 7
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then again, SHE isn't the one who has to clean out those filters.
lol she likes to call the plumber. |
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Topic:
IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 6
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Well, you put yourself in there and you can take yourself out if you don't want to be there anymore.. Correct??
But I like to show that I mean business.
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 7
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Lizz thinks they are sexy
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Topic:
IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 6
Edited by
looook
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Tue 04/01/08 04:59 PM
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I can't guarantee anything that is why I said "we'll see"
But I hate this corner, I want to come out
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 7
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Hey now, Lizz likes me the way I am with my hair beary butt.
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Topic:
IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 6
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You know Looook, I think you just use anything as the excuse to perv profiles..
<--hides in the corner and refuses to come out.
lmao well we'll see if Izzie will grace you with a few kisses when she gets home.. Only if that is guaranteed Izzie kisses.
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Topic:
IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 6
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You know Looook, I think you just use anything as the excuse to perv profiles..
<--hides in the corner and refuses to come out.
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Topic:
Lilith's country bash
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An old man aged 90 gets married to a young girl aged 20 and goes to his doctor for viagra. The doctor says ''sorry but giving a man aged 90 viagra can be dangerous''. The old man pleads and begs for viagra, after a while the doctor gives in and states though it can only be taken under strict guide lines and only for five days. The doctor says take ''half a dose ,skip a day, half a dose skip a day until the fifth day''. The old man does this for the five days, when his wife rings the doctor and says ''he's dead''. The doctor said ''I knew if I gave him viagra it would kill him'', his wife said ,''no it wasn't the viagra that killed him ,it was all that dammed skipping'
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Topic:
Lilith's country bash
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A man and wife go on a romantic weekend to a hotel. Their double room reservation has been messed up and instead they are given an attic room with 2 single beds and there is a raised beam on the floor between the beds which they have to step over to avoid stubbing their toes. When they go to bed the husband switches the light off and says to his wife “how about a bit of nookie then?” she agrees and makes her way across the room in the dark and painfully stubs her toe on the raised beam. Her husband hears her shout in pain and comforts her by saying “oh diddums did you stub your little tootsie-wootsie, come and lie in my bed and let me rub it better for you” She lies next to him in bed and they spend the next hour having wonderful sex. The wife then gets out of bed and starts to cross the room to return to her bed and stubs here toe on the raised beam again. On hearing her shout with pain again her husband says “ Jesus can’t you pick your bloody feet up."!!!
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