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Tue 02/26/08 10:31 PM
laugh laugh good one! bigsmile

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Mon 02/18/08 05:25 AM
very good!laugh laugh

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Sun 02/17/08 11:58 PM

Hast Du schon mal von Aschaffenburg gehoert?happy


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Of course i know Aschaffenburg :smile: ...I come from western germany, too. I´m from Stuttgart (the city where the car companies Mercedes and Porsche are from).

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thank you so much for your great welcome flowerforyou

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Fri 02/15/08 07:50 AM

Hello & Welcome to the family flowerforyou


thank you flowerforyou

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Fri 02/15/08 07:39 AM

:heart: Herzlich Willkommen:heart:

Ich bin auch Deutsch, aber wohne shon sehr lange in then USA.
Alle meine Familie ist aber immer noch in Deutschland; so besuche ich mein Heimatland oft.
Hoffentlich ist mein Deutsch noch lesbar. Ich habe nicht oft Gelegenheit es auszuprobieren.

Viel Spass hier!happy


Hallo und vielen Dank :smile: ...dein deutsch ist sehr gut! happy Woher stammst du aus Deutschland wenn ich fragen darf?

Gruss Timo

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Fri 02/15/08 06:40 AM

welcome dear flowerforyou

your English is better drinker
than many Americansindifferent
who have grown up with the language ...sick

Cheers to you drinker


Thank you very much, Rapunzel happy

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Fri 02/15/08 06:23 AM
Edited by Timo82 on Fri 02/15/08 06:24 AM

Was ist los huete morgen, Timo? Ich kann ein Bit von Deutsch sprechen, aber meine Rechtschreibung ist schlecht.
Zwei steins fur dich. drinker drinker


Hallo und vielen Dank fuer die deutsche Begruessung :smile:
Ich habe gelesen das du frueher einmal in Deutschland stationiert warst, in welcher Stadt war das wenn ich fragen darf?

Ich wuensche dir einen schoenen Tag flowerforyou

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Fri 02/15/08 06:07 AM
thx for the nice reception drinker

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Fri 02/15/08 06:01 AM
Hello everybody flowerforyou My name is Timo and i´m new here at the Community. I just want to say hi and i hope to meet many nice people in here. And please excuse my bad english, it´s because i´m a german.


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Fri 02/15/08 02:55 AM
nice one laugh

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Fri 02/15/08 01:13 AM
awesome laugh laugh

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Thu 02/14/08 03:34 AM
Two engineering students meet at a sidewalk. One asked the other: Hey buddy, where do you have this great bike from?

The other student said: Well, yesterday i walked along the sidewalk till i meet that woman with the bike. As she saw me, she let off the bike, ripped of all her clothes and laid down onto the grass and said: you can take all what you want, cutie!

The other student replys: That was the right decision!....
the clothes would never fit to you.

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Thu 02/14/08 03:07 AM
thx happy

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Thu 02/14/08 02:45 AM
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest. Then she meet the bad wolf. She asks:

Hello wolf, why do you have such big eyes?

And the wolf say: Keep your trap shut...i **** right now mad !

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Thu 02/14/08 02:28 AM
Hello everybody. I´m a german with a poor english skill. but anyway, i will try to translate a blondes joke to english:

A blonde came home from elementary school.
She told her mother that they have learnd the alphabet today.
She can alphabetize from A to Z, but her class mates only from A to G, and then she asked her mother if it´s because she is a blonde...
and the mother said: Yes, it is cause you are a blonde.

Another day, the blonde came home from school.
She told that they learnd to count today. She can count from 1 to 100 but all of her class mates can only count from 1 to 10 so she asked her mother if it´s because she is a blonde...
and the mother said: Yes, it is cause you are a blonde.

One week later, the blonde came home home from school. she said that she have some pretty nice boobs while her class mates doesn´t have books and she askes her mother if it´s bc she is a blonde...
and the mother said: No, it´s because you are 25!

bigsmile