what was the worst part of the holocost? the gas bill

ok u asked for it .........there is an old man and woman layin in bed the old man farts and yells touchdown the woman says what are u doin he said fart football.she says ok and farts and yells touch down tie score.the old man farts and say touchdown and the old woman farts and says touchdown tie score again ./the old man lays ther and nothing happens so the woman farts again and yells feildgoal im up three points the old man tries but nothin then he tries harder and ****s the bed and get up the woman says what is that the old man says halftime switch sides

what do u call 2 lesbeans in a closet? licker cabinet

you know what a blonde calls safe sex? locking the car door

really and who is it

haow do u know a blondes been on a computer? there is white out on the screen .........how do u know a brunettes been on a the computer ? ther is writing on the white out

what the bears didnt come to play hahahaha

my prediction is jacksonville ,titans bucs and redskins

i dont believe the patriots are gonna make i think jacksonville might knock them off i see dallas and indi with indi winning 17 - 14