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I'd like to order an Xtra large, fat free, gourmet, vanilla please.... In other words, tall, thin, rich, white boys for me! YUMMMM Although....occasionally I just walk up to the counter and purchase the flavor of the day. Here I am. lol Except for the tall, thin, rich part. 
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question for the ladies
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im always in the mood :) How YOU doin?? lol
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question for the ladies
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Baby you are 18 years old- these things are learned by experience. Every woman is different but trust me- if we are in the mood we will let you know 
Bingo....listen to the lady....she knows best. |
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im always in the mood :) Dude.see?? It's really not that tough. |
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we men are stupid ok, so in order to help us out i would ask one small favor, i just need you to answer a simple question what are the signs that you are "in the mood" so to speak, for you personally or just in general thanks Dude if you can't tell then you're (not) screwed. And I don't consider myself stupid.....just not as smart as others. |
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advice?
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Patience grasshopper.
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Where's the gun??
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that old saying about anything a man can do a woman can do better is completely false! show me a woman who can have a prostate exam and i'll show you a man in drag! Not to bash your happy moment but anal sex would probably ruin that statement. |
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Question...
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craigs list
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HATE IT WITH A PASSION. I'd love to beat Simon with a bad without any mercy whatsoever.
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need live in fitness trainer
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meow
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Men tell the most lies, but women tell the BIGGEST lies 
Prove it!!! It was great!! I love it. You're so big. Yeah I orgasmed. lol |
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I'm a frozen food chef if that counts for anything.
And.....I can make a mean mac and cheese
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need live in fitness trainer
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lifes too short to not know about p*ssy
Amen peachie. Preach it....I'm listening.
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new years eve break ups
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It could be worse... You could be a siamese twin connected to your gay brother, and he has a date tonight, and you share one butthole... So remember, it could ALWAYS be worse 
Wow that would be bad.
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need live in fitness trainer
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eeeh you know i wouldnt say expert but i would say professional....when the p*ssy starts to meow let me know...ill be there
That is wonderful. Just plain wonderful. The world needs more people with humor like you. I can't stop laughing. 
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new years eve break ups
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my girlfriend of 6 monts text me on new years eve that she was marring another man and to top it off she said earler in the day that she didnt have any min on her phone to talk that night so I gave her money for min.So I paid for the break up.Can things get any worse for starting a new year? You could have died or something like that. Come on man....keep your head up. She's not good enough for you. |
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new years eve break ups
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it can always be worse......... It could be raining |
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need live in fitness trainer
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well i am an expert on p*ssy so i can help there
Wow...not sure he was asking for that. But I won't doubt your expertness on that. lol
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Board
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ok let's fix the wrong ones.
2. 6 players 3. 7 tiles I think those are the ones I got wrong. If not I give up. |
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