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Phone Call: Italian Mother: "Hello?" Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?" Italian Mother: "You're going out?" Daughter: "Yes." Italian Mother: "With whom?" Daughter: "With a friend." Italian Mother: "I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man." Daughter: "MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!" Italian Mother: "You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies." Daughter: "MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?" Italian Mother: "I never left you to go out with anybody except your father." Daughter: "There are lots of things that you did and I don't." Italian Mother: "What are you hinting at?" Daughter: "Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.." Italian Mother: "You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?" Daughter: "MA its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me,he probably never slept alone!" Italian Mother: "So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?" Daughter: "MOM, He's not a loser." Italian Mother: "A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite." Daughter: "MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?" Italian Mother: "Poor children with such a mother." Daughter: "Such a what?" Italian Mother: "With no stability. No wonder your husband left you." Daughter: "ENOUGH MA!!!" Italian Mother: "Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!" Daughter: "Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?" Italian Mother: "Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately." Daughter: "Goodbye, mother." Italian Mother: "Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?" Daughter: "I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!" Italian Mother: "If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?" |
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Where's the gun??
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your right my sister need help
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ohh thats awesome!!
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LOL
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yer shoot her now why don't ya!!
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That's how it is sometimes for me
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I know the feeling....Parents these days!!!
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That's how it is sometimes for me you should hang with my sis |
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ya can hide over here with me fran
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ya can hide over here with me fran NOT HIDING WAS A JOKE |
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Do you know my mother?
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