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Sex for the hearing impaired
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left boob one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right boob one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times." 
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Auburn,Brooke, and Lookin'Round. That would be an interesting dinner! that might be an orgy 
Well Ya, Dinner would just be the appetizer! Then comes the 3 course meal! |
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First Loves
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My first Love has been married for many years. I was talking to an old friend that is still in touch with her, and he said they don't mention my name because her husband gets very annoyed. That made me feel really good. I should go to confession!
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Father's Day
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My dad was a genius, with a really f****d up sense of humor, and the life of the party. When I moved away from Dallas, all my friends would still go over to party with him. He was an amazing mathmatical genius and everyone loved him. I miss him a lot. I got presents from him on my birthday and Christmas, for 4 years after he died, that was kinda freaky but that's the way he was.
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Thinking of...
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You need to get worn out so you can go to sleep?
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Auburn,Brooke, and Lookin'Round. That would be an interesting dinner!
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mirror mirror
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Happy Birthday Mirror, you youngster you
 
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Have you ever seen one?
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That was too cool!! Where and when was that taken???? Amazing!!!!!!!! Absolutely amazing!!! Thank you for sharing that! I wish I knew, that looks like a guard tower, and palm trees, I think it's one of ours, those little lights following it at the end are almost weirder than the craft. A peruvian friend of mine sent it to me. |
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mice
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Mountain Mouse
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I just came
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I'm 50, Love to dance, They're just fuddy duddys
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Thanx, Sweet Dreams
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to be.....
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If you send the signal, I'll do the seducing.
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Have you ever seen one?
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There you go, Brooke and Crystal, check your e-mail.
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Have you ever seen one?
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A UFO, would you like to, drop me an e-mail! I thought I saw one once. It turned out just to be a neighbor's cat slipping off his roof. Man... did it go AIRBORNE!
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Have you ever seen one?
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I do some times, I got my pictures off the camera, But I have the most amazing UFO Video! I'll send it to you,both.
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Have you ever seen one?
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A UFO, would you like to, drop me an e-mail!
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im so
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Reformat your hard drive, that is the ultimate cure for boredom
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What not to eat ...
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This is a setup, right?
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why?????
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One for the musical instruments, one for the computers, one for the art studio, and one for the obvious!
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Have you ever...
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I think he's a real person, with a lot of questions, but he could be a random question generator.
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