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Topic: Sex for the hearing impaired
LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Sun 06/15/08 12:02 AM
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left boob one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right boob one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

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stylishdotcom Joined Sun 08/19/07 Posts: 1778	Sun 06/15/08 12:04 AM
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left boob one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right boob one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times." Wouldnt that be classed as rape?

yantraimages Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 1078	Sun 06/15/08 12:17 AM
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left boob one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right boob one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Sun 06/15/08 12:22 AM
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left boob one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right boob one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Sun 06/15/08 12:40 AM
Hey Dae...I don't care who you are, that was funny!!! (just quoting Larry The Cable Guy...)

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msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Sun 06/15/08 02:41 AM
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::pounce:: im stalking you I don't mind a stalker as beautiful as you

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::pounce:: im stalking you I don't mind a stalker as beautiful as you

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calmguy3 Joined Fri 05/23/08 Posts: 393	Sun 06/15/08 09:23 AM
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left boob one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right boob one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times." Wouldnt that be classed as rape? are U kidding me a girl pulling a guys thingy 50 times is called getting Lucky hehe