dihydrogen monoxide is 2 hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom commonly known as H2O or simple water.

that site is a hoax.

water? you're against water?

fall for anything is right!

yeah! we're done!

I cant get him out of my head! LOL

X-Raying

Undulating

Salivating

GMTA

Postulating

ovulating

gotta keep with the next letter for the beginning of the word:

nipping

lollygagging

Justifying

omit

That's how my first marriage ended!

I'm not sure, but I think that the person who wrote that had a thing for chocolate.

Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."

So that's what Rich did.

The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said Joe.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bas+ard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the3 kids."

LOL Realtylady

that one is much better than mine

My dog has fleas.
My cat has ticks.
My daughter's pregnant
And I sh!t bricks!



Just a joke I read on the bathroom wall somewhere once.

ROFL!

a joke section is not complete without a few fart jokes!

LOL I love it.