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MY BUTT CRACK HURTS!
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Yep, I've officially seen it all now.
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 Queenie, I'm not biotchin holdin yer biotchin hair back all biotchin night.
*switches biotchin teams again and grabs King...runs off!*
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Thanks for biotchin sharin...
I think I should go crawl into Jack Koff Basnastard's bed and see if he's biotchin ok. 
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Hungry...thanks ho!
and make ya a plate. I would do that for you, cause in sweet like that! I think you can find me something better than THAT to eat! It's 4:20 somewhere, right? g'nite lover... |
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My biotchin whore, yummy, lol. Basnastard King will never find out. Don't biotchin break his freakin heart. King, don't biotchin hate me cos I'm fabulous! Won't find out? Pfft. I find out everything! I AM the Basnastardly King you know!I haven't beheaded anybody yet today and I'm really itching for one. Now don't tempt me to remove your head for underestimating my biotchy knowledge! Ill be at your biotchy place ASAP, and make biotchy sure the biotchy king DOES NOT KNOW where you biotchy live. Biotchy see you, biotchy soon, biotchy loverbiotch! Oh, like Boogie's gonna let you ride her all the biotchy way there. 
Find out where Docbiotch lives? Please. I'm the Basnastardly King! I can get her address faster than a 32" Husqvarna can behead a biotchy one-legged giraffe. And dont come biotchy looking for me, you were never biotchy here, and you got biotchy replaced. Now, go give Docbiotch some biotchy head, and then be biotchy gone. Of course I was here. I'm everywhere! Great..... Another biotch who thinks there's a biotchy head tree..... If all biotchin else fails, Mr King...Batteries and/or biotchin VIAGRA!   There's nothing wrong with MY biotchy head.
How would I biotchin know that? 
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*Queen is in biotchin need of toke n stroke, looks like*
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OK your biotchin highasses, I mean biotchin highnesses, I'm off to the biotchin QUEEN bed. Sweet biotchin wet dreams.
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Hmmmmm, biotchin doin the Queen and King at the same time....Biotchin tantalizing. I even used a biotchin G on that one to make it all biotchin formal and stuff, adds credibility and weight...
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To anon Mach,
Love ya! Much love and respect, Mystery Doc... |
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My biotchin whore, yummy, lol. Basnastard King will never find out. Don't biotchin break his freakin heart. King, don't biotchin hate me cos I'm fabulous! Won't find out? Pfft. I find out everything! I AM the Basnastardly King you know!I haven't beheaded anybody yet today and I'm really itching for one. Now don't tempt me to remove your head for underestimating my biotchy knowledge! Ill be at your biotchy place ASAP, and make biotchy sure the biotchy king DOES NOT KNOW where you biotchy live. Biotchy see you, biotchy soon, biotchy loverbiotch! Oh, like Boogie's gonna let you ride her all the biotchy way there.
Find out where Docbiotch lives? Please. I'm the Basnastardly King! I can get her address faster than a 32" Husqvarna can behead a biotchy one-legged giraffe. And dont come biotchy looking for me, you were never biotchy here, and you got biotchy replaced. Now, go give Docbiotch some biotchy head, and then be biotchy gone. Of course I was here. I'm everywhere! Great..... Another biotch who thinks there's a biotchy head tree..... If all biotchin else fails, Mr King...Batteries and/or biotchin VIAGRA! |
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What's a biotch gotta do to biotchin get some GOOD head around here??? OK, biotchin bed is calling...Time for biotchin toke and stroke!
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OMG, that is biotchin hilarious! Q and K forkin crack me the biotch up!! |
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What's a biotch gotta do to biotchin get some GOOD head around here???
OK, biotchin bed is calling...Time for biotchin toke and stroke!
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Not with those biotchin basnastards....Queen, Docbiotch and King...Possibilities are biotchin endless...
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Can we say biotchin 3 way?
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Hey Basnastard King...WTF?
BTW, you said what? You wanna give me biotchin head? Ummmmm....... yeah. Here it is....... 
Can I get one a lil better biotchin lookin? |
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Find out where Docbiotch lives? Please. I'm the Basnastardly King! I can get her address faster than a 32" Husqvarna can behead a biotchy one-legged giraffe. OK that was biotchin funny... |
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Hey Basnastard King...WTF?
BTW, you said what? You wanna give me biotchin head? Bwahahabiotchinha |
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Edited by
doc_dog
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Sun 01/22/12 08:24 PM
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Hey Basnastard King...WTF?
BTW, you said what? You wanna give me biotchin head? |
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Biotchin pics of finished azz kickin biotchin dresser on FB...
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My biotchin whore, yummy, lol. Basnastard King will never find out. Don't biotchin break his freakin heart. King, don't biotchin hate me cos I'm fabulous! Won't find out? Pfft. I find out everything! I AM the Basnastardly King you know!I haven't beheaded anybody yet today and I'm really itching for one. Now don't tempt me to remove your head for underestimating my biotchy knowledge! I ain't biotchin skeerd...Bring it on Basnastard!
Damn, I biotchy love biotchy being your biotchy whorebiotch! I biotchin love you, Queenie! |
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